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Union at St. Cloud (10/16, 10/17) - Never Won vs. Never Been

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A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

A pig's peter is shaped like a corkscrew.

It is physically impossible for pigs to lookup into the sky.

A female swine, or a sow, will always have a even number of teats or nipples, usually twelve.

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

That's. Not. Fair.
 
Re: Union at St. Cloud (10/16, 10/17) - Never Won vs. Never Been

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

That's. Not. Fair.
How many times have you pretended to do this? :eek: :p

My final contribution for the night:

The average person (in fact, a vast majority of people) cannot touch their elbow with their tongue.
 
Re: Union at St. Cloud (10/16, 10/17) - Never Won vs. Never Been

My ex-girlfriend could lick her elbow, unfortunately that flexibility wasn't spread throughout her body.

That sucks! I had already started replying "Congratulations!" Good thing I read the rest of your post.
 
Re: Union at St. Cloud (10/16, 10/17) - Never Won vs. Never Been

What are the chances we are going to score some goals this weekend?

What are the chances we are going to score some power play goals this weekend?
 
Re: Union at St. Cloud (10/16, 10/17) - Never Won vs. Never Been

This thread deserves the official seal:

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St. Stephen is the patron saint of bricklayers.
 
Re: Union at St. Cloud (10/16, 10/17) - Never Won vs. Never Been

Sadly, my modem crapped out last night, so I couldn't post up MY facts...so without further ado:

The word "Pennsylvania" is misspelled on the Liberty Bell.

Snails can sleep for 3 years.

The only person to play golf on the moon was Astronaut Alan Shepard, who smuggled an 8 iron aboard Apollo 14.

Ty Cobb, Babe Ruth, Honus Wagner, Christy Mathewson, and Walter Johnson were the first 5 players inducted to the Baseball Hall of Fame.

Terry Gilliam was the only member of Monty Python born in the United States.

Reykjavik, Iceland is the world's northernmost capital. Wellington, New Zealand is the southernmost.

The full name of the Hogwart's headmaster is Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore.

Ohio is the only U.S. state with a non-rectangular flag. Nepal is the only country to have one.

The "T.P.S." of TPS Report fame stands for Testing Procedure Specification.

The Munsters lived at 1313 Mockingbird Lane.

Turtles can breathe through their ***. :D

UHM simply talks out of his.
 
Re: Union at St. Cloud (10/16, 10/17) - Never Won vs. Never Been

Good morning, s*itshow.

crazytechfan isn't ugly, she's 17, BIG difference.

Rarely am I able to determine this just from reading posts on a message board, but I am very, very confident that you are an ugly woman.
What he said.

Here's some facts:

1. For going to a "smart" school, you are incredibly unintelligent.

2. You are also gullible. 99.9% (that's more than a majority, btw) of us are posting to entertain ourselves, not because you are getting us riled up. I'd say a good 60% of us are un-rile-able. Yes, I made that word up, because I'm that awesome and I can do such things.

3. This is the most entertaining thread I've seen this season so far, and it will be hard to top. Not because of you alone, but I will give you credit for giving us enough comedic material to last the whole season. This is what those in the business call "easy pickings."

:D

QFT.

Lets get it on!, who can figure out where ive been tonight MEg doesnt count cause she knows
Let's Get It On is now stuck in my head. grr.

Once upon a time there was light in my life
But now there's only love in the dark
Nothing I can say
A total eclipse of the heart
Unnecessary.

You shouldn't complain too much, chicks can have multiple orgasms. Personally, all I am able to accomplish is getting my "downtime" down to about 2 minutes.:p
That is in fact slightly impressive.
 
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