Driftryder
Gopher Hockey
Re: Union at St. Cloud (10/16, 10/17) - Never Won vs. Never Been
Bacon is good.
Bacon is good.
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
A pig's peter is shaped like a corkscrew.
It is physically impossible for pigs to lookup into the sky.
A female swine, or a sow, will always have a even number of teats or nipples, usually twelve.
How many times have you pretended to do this?![]()
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That's. Not. Fair.
You shouldn't complain too much, chicks can have multiple orgasms. Personally, all I am able to accomplish is getting my "downtime" down to about 2 minutes.![]()
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That's. Not. Fair.
The average person (in fact, a vast majority of people) cannot touch their elbow with their tongue.
My ex-girlfriend could lick her elbow, unfortunately that flexibility wasn't spread throughout her body.Really?
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Dang. Just another way in which I am unremarkable.
My ex-girlfriend could lick her elbow, unfortunately that flexibility wasn't spread throughout her body.
This thread deserves the official seal:
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I like turtles.
Are you a turtle? Is anyone in here a turtle?
Maryland doesn't have a D-I hockey team.![]()
You aren't a turtle. There is a 'reply'. President Kennedy was a Turtle.
I'll buy you your drink later.
Google is my friend.![]()
Wow, I didn't know that was on Google, now I need to go look!
This was the page that I found http://www.phoenixmasonry.org/masonicmuseum/fraternalism/turtles.htm
Doesn't mention teachers but that was how I was inducted.![]()
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crazytechfan isn't ugly, she's 17, BIG difference.
What he said.Rarely am I able to determine this just from reading posts on a message board, but I am very, very confident that you are an ugly woman.
Here's some facts:
1. For going to a "smart" school, you are incredibly unintelligent.
2. You are also gullible. 99.9% (that's more than a majority, btw) of us are posting to entertain ourselves, not because you are getting us riled up. I'd say a good 60% of us are un-rile-able. Yes, I made that word up, because I'm that awesome and I can do such things.
3. This is the most entertaining thread I've seen this season so far, and it will be hard to top. Not because of you alone, but I will give you credit for giving us enough comedic material to last the whole season. This is what those in the business call "easy pickings."
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Let's Get It On is now stuck in my head. grr.Lets get it on!, who can figure out where ive been tonight MEg doesnt count cause she knows
Unnecessary.Once upon a time there was light in my life
But now there's only love in the dark
Nothing I can say
A total eclipse of the heart
That is in fact slightly impressive.You shouldn't complain too much, chicks can have multiple orgasms. Personally, all I am able to accomplish is getting my "downtime" down to about 2 minutes.![]()