Not sure if you got the memo or not, Jacques ... apparently there is a "new generation" of enlightened numbers-crunchers who are looking to "evolve" hockey like they've apparently "evolved" baseball. I suppose that means we can look forward to fat guys in pajamas (FGIP) dumping in pucks to the opposing goalie to increase SOG and offensive zone face-offs, then calling in your attack zone face-off specialist (AZFOS) for the subsequent draws, while a guy with heavy accurate shots (GHAS) back at the point loads up, and the aforementioned FGIP's jam in front of the opposing goal to create screens and deflections, and maybe a few more ticks on the SOG chart. This in turn will no doubt cause the opposition's starting goalie (SG) to gradually tire over the course of the game when the shot count piles up, forcing the opposing coach to bring in the set-up goalie (SUG) before finally turning to the "closer" (CG) for the final 5 minutes.
Now of course, if in this brave new world of FGIP, AZFOS, GHAS and SUG ... should you lose the offensive zone draw even 31.418% of the time, then your various specialists are stranded out on the ice against these anachronistic two-way energy revving players (TWERP) who will rack up their odd-man intense goal/offense data (OMIGOD) against your own goalie, who hopefully is a specialist himself at making the big saves (BS), and can keep his team within two goals, lest they cross the "Corsi threshold" and become incapable of outshooting the opposition any longer. "Cuz I think at that point the SOG data indicates they are doomed, and pretty much SOL.
Or something like that anyway.