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UAA @ SCSU Feb. 5/6: No time for a Clever Title, just make sure its got the Red Face!

Re: UAA @ SCSU Feb. 5/6: No time for a Clever Title, just make sure its got the Red F

After plugging all the data into my customized and advanced theorem I have the following results:

SCSU Sweep: 54.12%
SCSU 3 pts: 7.41%
SCSU Spilt: 28.03%
SCSU 1 pt: 0.12%
SCSU Swept: 10.32%

Did you get that by measuring the boner on Skeets dog?
 
Re: UAA @ SCSU Feb. 5/6: No time for a Clever Title, just make sure its got the Red F

Other than estimating or guessing, how does one measure the boner on a dog?

I would assume when the dog starts humping your leg you pick him up and measure it with a tape measure.:eek: That is unless he blows on your leg before you pick him up....:D
 
Re: UAA @ SCSU Feb. 5/6: No time for a Clever Title, just make sure its got the Red F

I would assume when the dog starts humping your leg you pick him up and measure it with a tape measure.:eek: That is unless he blows on your leg before you pick him up....:D

You are correct, sir! He speaks from experience. BTW, this is a form of safe sex.
 
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Re: UAA @ SCSU Feb. 5/6: No time for a Clever Title, just make sure its got the Red Face!

Re: UAA @ SCSU Feb. 5/6: No time for a Clever Title, just make sure its got the Red Face!

Surprised you didn't say how UAA has never won at the National Concrete Center.

I believe you are correct since the NHC opened in 1989 and the last time UAA won a hockey game in St. Cloud, according to the UAA Media Guide, was November 6, 1987.

More than 22 years and 32 consecutive hockey games played between these two teams in St. Cloud without a Seawolves win. Wow!

It begs the question: What were you doing the last time UAA won in St. Cloud? I think I was still recovering from the shock of the Twins winning their first World Series Championship.;)
 
Re: UAA @ SCSU Feb. 5/6: No time for a Clever Title, just make sure its got the Red Face!

Re: UAA @ SCSU Feb. 5/6: No time for a Clever Title, just make sure its got the Red Face!

I believe you are correct since the NHC opened in 1989 and the last time UAA won a hockey game in St. Cloud, according to the UAA Media Guide, was November 6, 1987.

More than 22 years and 32 consecutive hockey games played between these two teams in St. Cloud without a Seawolves win. Wow!

It begs the question: What were you doing the last time UAA won in St. Cloud? I think I was still recovering from the shock of the Twins winning their first World Series Championship.;)

Well 13 UAA players and 16 SCSU players weren't alive yet..
 
Re: UAA @ SCSU Feb. 5/6: No time for a Clever Title, just make sure its got the Red Face!

Re: UAA @ SCSU Feb. 5/6: No time for a Clever Title, just make sure its got the Red Face!

I believe you are correct since the NHC opened in 1989 and the last time UAA won a hockey game in St. Cloud, according to the UAA Media Guide, was November 6, 1987.

More than 22 years and 32 consecutive hockey games played between these two teams in St. Cloud without a Seawolves win. Wow!

It begs the question: What were you doing the last time UAA won in St. Cloud? I think I was still recovering from the shock of the Twins winning their first World Series Championship.;)

Actually, that was before I started watching the Seawolves. We didn't get season tickets until 1989-1990. I do believe that UAA has tied the Huskies there. :D
 
Re: UAA @ SCSU Feb. 5/6: No time for a Clever Title, just make sure its got the Red F

I'm definitely concerned about this one. SCSU's record when they are trailing is abysmal. If UAA lights them up a few times early it may be lights out for SCSU.
They need a strong start and get on top early. Then, of course, no Dahl-Stall and get 2 Ws.
 
Re: UAA @ SCSU Feb. 5/6: No time for a Clever Title, just make sure its got the Red F

Are you saying they are bad when they don't score first or when they are trailing after two? Because i don't think a lot of teams have a good record trailing after two. But the Huskies MO this year has been score early, hang on late. I think they can do that, especially at home where scoring hasn't been much of a problem.
 
Re: UAA @ SCSU Feb. 5/6: No time for a Clever Title, just make sure its got the Red F

I would assume when the dog starts humping your leg you pick him up and measure it with a tape measure.:eek: That is unless he blows on your leg before you pick him up....:D

I have a strange neighbor who says it really depends on the type of dog. Poodle, Pug, Bassett Hound, no problem. Doberman, Pit Bull, Mother-in-Law, your best bet is to just let them finish and get the heck out of there and find a towel. And with a Great Dane, hope it is only your leg he finds.:eek:
 
Re: UAA @ SCSU Feb. 5/6: No time for a Clever Title, just make sure its got the Red Face!

Re: UAA @ SCSU Feb. 5/6: No time for a Clever Title, just make sure its got the Red Face!

Bruce McLeod and Greg Shepherd plan to attend Friday's game at the NHC? Bob's got to feel special.:D
 
Re: UAA @ SCSU Feb. 5/6: No time for a Clever Title, just make sure its got the Red Face!

Re: UAA @ SCSU Feb. 5/6: No time for a Clever Title, just make sure its got the Red Face!

Bruce McLeod and Greg Shepherd plan to attend Friday's game at the NHC? Bob's got to feel special.:D

Skeets, maybe you can give them a colon cleansing at a reduced rate.:D
 
Re: UAA @ SCSU Feb. 5/6: No time for a Clever Title, just make sure its got the Red Face!

Re: UAA @ SCSU Feb. 5/6: No time for a Clever Title, just make sure its got the Red Face!

Doyle Woody, reporter for the Anchorage Daily News, wrote in an article published today that UAA with travel to St. Cloud without three key players due to injuries:

Tommy Grant, second leading scorer (sprained knee);
Nick Haddad, first line center (hip); and
Brad Gorham, top defenseman (knee).
 
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