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tUMD @ UND - Tim Horton's and a Olive Garden?! I should move to Grand Forks now...

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Dirty said:
So being Albertesse is worse than being Saskatchewaneese? Or was being Albertesse worse when Hakstol lived there and now that he no longer lives there being Saskatchewaneese is worse? You have managed to completely befuddle me with those four sentences.

UMD sweeps as Rocco scores with more ladies this weekend than UND scores goals.
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What you said.

UMD sweeps as UND scores less goals than confused people in this thread.
 
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willythekid said:
I know what's missing from this UND thread... obsessive goofer trolls. Whoops, spoke too late.
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If UND ever gets a real coach and rebuilds the program (with Americans) you could always but them on the schedule and appease their thirst for blood or Tim Hortons or whatever gigantic cartoon rodents eat.

No point in talking hockey anyways, Biddy and Dirty already have that covered. Blame Canada.
 
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DropPass said:
If UND ever gets a real coach and rebuilds the program (with Americans) you could always but them on the schedule and appease their thirst for blood or Tim Hortons or whatever gigantic cartoon rodents eat.

No point in talking hockey anyways, Biddy and Dirty already have that covered. Blame Canada.
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When people are relying on me to talk about hockey, this thread is doomed.

Send Hak to Mogadishu.
 
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Tipsy McStagger said:
This board seems really dead this season in general.
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It's a noticeable drop off from last year. Much fewer posts and I really cannot think of very new members...

Although I noticed last year as there are few UMD fans who post daily.
 
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Biddco said:
It's a noticeable drop off from last year. Much fewer posts and I really cannot think of very new members...

Although I noticed last year as there are few UMD fans who post daily.
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Blame Twitter, world peace and gun control. Evidently I need a permit to rent a cannon large enough to launch the Hak Back.
 
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That's why you build your own cannon. No stinkin' permits are needed for that.

Launch Hak to Nunavut.
 
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Dirty said:
That's why you build your own cannon. No stinkin' permits are needed for that.

Launch Hak to Nunavut.
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I think a giant catapult would be a much better option.

UMD sweeps as UND scores as many goals as letters as in their nickname.
 
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Dirty said:
That's why you build your own cannon. No stinkin' permits are needed for that.

Launch Hak to Nunavut.
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I saw these giant pumpkin launching cannons on TV, maybe one of them would work. They're powered by compressed air so maybe more palatable to the gun haters.
 
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Biddco said:
I think a giant catapult would be a much better option.

UMD sweeps as UND scores as many goals as letters as in their nickname.
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Steal a page from South Park and make a ride called the Dave Hakstol Experience.

UMD sweeps as UND scores as many goals as they have national championships this millenium.
 
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goldy_331 said:
I saw these giant pumpkin launching cannons on TV, maybe one of them would work. They're powered by compressed air so maybe more palatable to the gun haters.
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Even better, I seem to recall trebuchets that would hurl pumpkins or maybe watermelons?

Ah... here's a vid:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfnJ2Zah8Kg


My favorite part is the huge pile of pumpkins they have ready to go. Those two necks are gonna be there all day. :)

My second favorite part is that there are power lines right in the line of fire. What could go wrong!?! :D
 
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Dirty said:
That's why you build your own cannon. No stinkin' permits are needed for that.

Launch Hak to Nunavut.
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what about a sugar beat gun?
 
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The flu has hit UND's team hard... lets hope that helps UMD out this weekend :D
 
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UMD21 said:
what about a sugar beat gun?
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How big exactly do you think sugar beets are? :confused:

We're talking about launching Hakstol here not Grimaldi. Get with the program.
 
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Tim Horton's is overrated. Yeah I said it.
 
Re: tUMD @ UND - Tim Horton's and a Olive Garden?! I should move to Grand Forks now..

Y'all should come up to Anchorage. We're getting four KRISPY EFFIN' KREMES. How you like them apples?
 
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