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TRP: Will Wh*re for Pancakes

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Bakunin said:
The secret to immortality will be discovered eons before anyone ever understands women.
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I'll take a crack at it:

- women are smarter then men, but because they use emotion in everything, will never be seen as smarter then men
- if she wants a one night stand, she'll let you know. If she wants a relationship, it's up to you to figure it out
- no matter what, she'll never think she's attractive.
- don't stare at her feet, play with her arm fat, or ears. Do play with her hair
- women like compliments about the stranger parts of their bodies. Things like calves, shoulders, back
- every woman has maternal instincts
- insecurities are part of their sthick. It's up to you to deal with them
- for some reason, flowers fix everything
- any woman that claims to be a "guys girl" is not. In fact, there's no such thing.
- there's no such thing as a "low maintenance" woman. There's high maintenance, higher maintenance, and "uber b***h *unt
- they will hold the cards to sex forever and ever
 
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Sloe Gin said:
I'll take a crack at it:

- women are smarter then men, but because they use emotion in everything, will never be seen as smarter then men
- if she wants a one night stand, she'll let you know. If she wants a relationship, it's up to you to figure it out
- no matter what, she'll never think she's attractive.
- don't stare at her feet, play with her arm fat, or ears. Do play with her hair
- women like compliments about the stranger parts of their bodies. Things like calves, shoulders, back
- every woman has maternal instincts
- insecurities are part of their sthick. It's up to you to deal with them
- for some reason, flowers fix everything
- any woman that claims to be a "guys girl" is not. In fact, there's no such thing.
- there's no such thing as a "low maintenance" woman. There's high maintenance, higher maintenance, and "uber b***h *unt
- they will hold the cards to sex forever and ever
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Why do I think that you've just scratched the surface? :p
 
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The secret to women? They mean the exact opposite of what they say.

"I'm fine" = "I'm not fine at all and God help you if you don't recognize it."

"No, go hang out with your friends, it's ok!" = "If you step out the door you're sleeping on the couch for a week."

"No." = "Yes. But maybe no. You figure it out. And DON'T YOU BE WRONG."
 
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bigblue_dl said:
Why do I think that you've just scratched the surface? :p
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He forgot the part about chocolate... and the part where some of them claim money isn't important, yet most women prefer men that have money over those that don't.
 
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Swansong said:
The secret to women? They mean the exact opposite of what they say.

"I'm fine" = "I'm not fine at all and God help you if you don't recognize it."

"No, go hang out with your friends, it's ok!" = "If you step out the door you're sleeping on the couch for a week."

"No." = "Yes. But maybe no. You figure it out. And DON'T YOU BE WRONG."
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the word fine should be banned from a woman's vocabulary. "No I'm REALLY fine, honey" = you haven't figured it out yet? You better get your *t together or you're never getting any EVER again
 
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Sloe Gin said:
I'll take a crack at it:

- women are smarter then men, but because they use emotion in everything, will never be seen as smarter then men
- if she wants a one night stand, she'll let you know. If she wants a relationship, it's up to you to figure it out
- no matter what, she'll never think she's attractive.
- don't stare at her feet, play with her arm fat, or ears. Do play with her hair
- women like compliments about the stranger parts of their bodies. Things like calves, shoulders, back
- every woman has maternal instincts
- insecurities are part of their sthick. It's up to you to deal with them
- for some reason, flowers fix everything
- any woman that claims to be a "guys girl" is not. In fact, there's no such thing.
- there's no such thing as a "low maintenance" woman. There's high maintenance, higher maintenance, and "uber b***h *unt
- they will hold the cards to sex forever and ever
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yep, yep, usually, yep, yep, nope, usually, nope - chocolate, yep on the claim, nope on the existance, nope - but you wouldn't consider most of them dateable, and absolutely

Bakunin said:
He forgot the part about chocolate... and the part where some of them claim money isn't important, yet most women prefer men that have money over those that don't.
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yep
 
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Sloe Gin said:
I'll take a crack at it:

- women are smarter then men, but because they use emotion in everything, will never be seen as smarter then men
- if she wants a one night stand, she'll let you know. If she wants a relationship, it's up to you to figure it out
- no matter what, she'll never think she's attractive.
- don't stare at her feet, play with her arm fat, or ears. Do play with her hair
- women like compliments about the stranger parts of their bodies. Things like calves, shoulders, back
- every woman has maternal instincts
- insecurities are part of their sthick. It's up to you to deal with them
- for some reason, flowers fix everything
- any woman that claims to be a "guys girl" is not. In fact, there's no such thing.
- there's no such thing as a "low maintenance" woman. There's high maintenance, higher maintenance, and "uber b***h *unt
- they will hold the cards to sex forever and ever
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I just realized that while I am low maintenance as far as clothes, hair, make-up, and that type of girly stuff, emotionally I guess I am at the lower end of high maintenance. :o Never thought about it that way.

As far as the 'guys girl' myth, it is not a myth, they are just extremely rare. (as in you'll probably see Brent use a debit card before you meet a true guy's girl)

And your last statement is 100% correct. :D
 
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legal_hit said:
As far as the 'guys girl' myth, it is not a myth, they are just extremely rare. (as in you'll probably see Brent use a debit card before you meet a true guy's girl)
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Hey now! I do have (and have used, bbdl has photo proof) of me using a credit card! That's close enough! :p

Women:

Yes dear, no dear, three bags full, dear. Until it comes to NFL Sundays. I want a day to myself.

Those statements will get you 95% of dealing with a woman. ;)
 
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sweet canadian mullet said:
free from wisconsin :)
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Getting out of Wisconsin is always good.
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Brenthoven said:
Hey now! I do have (and have used, bbdl has photo proof) of me using a credit card! That's close enough! :p

Women:

Yes dear, no dear, three bags full, dear. Until it comes to NFL Sundays. I want a day to myself.

Those statements will get you 95% of dealing with a woman. ;)
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But what if the woman wants to watch the NFL all day too? :o
 
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Brenthoven said:
Hey now! I do have (and have used, bbdl has photo proof) of me using a credit card! That's close enough! :p

Women:

Yes dear, no dear, three bags full, dear. Until it comes to NFL Sundays. I want a day to myself.

Those statements will get you 95% of dealing with a woman. ;)
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There's a reason why you're single I see. ;)
 
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