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TRP: Sloppy Seconds & Leftovers

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Twitch Boy said:
You sure can!

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(though I still haven't hit up the Popeye's in uptown. Seems like the place you should go if you have a Pabst tall boy in one hand and an iPhone in your other.)
 
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In LaCrosse.....started by drinking a sixer of Guinness, went to a kegger, did three 30 second kegstands, got my $5 back when the party thrower kicked me out for doing the third kegstand after being warned, went to The Library, did 5 jager shots, drank four Long Islands, grinded on a 50 year old dancing with her husband, made out with twins (didn't realize there were two of them), tried to get my keys back from the guy that had driven my car to the bar, failed, told him to F off, walked out of the bar, and then don't remember anything.....

.....until a LaCrosse police officer helped me up off of a random front lawn three miles from the bar district. He asked me where I was staying after checking my ID and seeing I was from out of town, put me in the back of the squad......and instead of bringing me straight to detox, he drove me to my buddy's house on the other side of town. He obviously had his drunk-to-English translation dictionary with him at the time, because I couldn't understand what I was saying.

I woke up in an empty bedroom in a lofted bed seven feet off of the ground with no way of getting up there. In my pocket, I woke up with $135 in bar tab receipts, four random phone numbers (without names) on the back of said receipts and a business card for an escort service out of St. Louis, MO.

It was a good weekend, considering what could have happened.....:D
 
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Here's my TRP for the night: I'm gettin off my computer and going to bed. Anyone wanna join me? ;) :p ha jk

Goodnight! :)
 
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SiouxTechie said:
Here's my TRP for the night: I'm gettin off my computer and going to bed. Anyone wanna join me? ;) :p ha jk

Goodnight! :)
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You do realize that some of these posters live in North Dakota and haven't been with a woman since the Carter administration, right? :p
 
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MinnesotaNorthStar said:
Nearly getting arrested with a megaphone through which my friend yelled "Let my people go" at a police officer arresting someone for a minor.

Driving up and down "the strip" in South Padre Island, TX in an RV with a 54 oz. mug of beer, 30 random people we just picked up, and lighting cigarettes with a blow torch. Afterwards (after bar close) taking some people out to the beach setting up floodlights and drinking until the sun came up.

Setting down my beer to help push a cop car that got stuck on the sand.
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I'll nominate my buddy Temp (whom some of you have met):D :D :D :

arrested for murder (he was wearing similar clothes as the suspect):
Cops: you're busted. You're going down. Tell us what you did, it'll be easier.
Temp: I got drunk. I was tired. I laid down on the bench to take a nap.
that went on for about 2 hours until the suspect was nabbed.

Got busted for public intoxication in Stillwater (Frieghthouse Bar, IIRC):
Cop gets a "more important call" leaves Temp at a corner, and he has no idea where he is. Others that went there with him to the bar said he was about 10 minutes away. Took two hours for him to get back to the bar.

Outran Minnetonka cops. He was doing about 50 in a 30, probably drunk. Saw a cop going the other way, then make a u-turn. Sped up to 100, did a zig-zag down side streets a few times, and parked in a driveway, lights/engine off, all ducked. Cop drove by. Verified by a trusted friend.

Numerous times (he wasn't the driver, btw) he passed out in the First Ave parking lot, in his car, car running, music blaring, door open. Last time I saw this (I was DD; he usually left early to pass out in the car), he was there for about half hour like that. Never busted. :eek:

And there's more, most not fit for this forum.

I'm NOT condoning this behavior, but in hindsight, I do laugh.
 
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Plante26 said:
In LaCrosse.....started by drinking a sixer of Guinness, went to a kegger, did three 30 second kegstands, got my $5 back when the party thrower kicked me out for doing the third kegstand after being warned, went to The Library, did 5 jager shots, drank four Long Islands, grinded on a 50 year old dancing with her husband, made out with twins (didn't realize there were two of them), tried to get my keys back from the guy that had driven my car to the bar, failed, told him to F off, walked out of the bar, and then don't remember anything.....

.....until a LaCrosse police officer helped me up off of a random front lawn three miles from the bar district. He asked me where I was staying after checking my ID and seeing I was from out of town, put me in the back of the squad......and instead of bringing me straight to detox, he drove me to my buddy's house on the other side of town. He obviously had his drunk-to-English translation dictionary with him at the time, because I couldn't understand what I was saying.

I woke up in an empty bedroom in a lofted bed seven feet off of the ground with no way of getting up there. In my pocket, I woke up with $135 in bar tab receipts, four random phone numbers (without names) on the back of said receipts and a business card for an escort service out of St. Louis, MO.

It was a good weekend, considering what could have happened.....:D
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Nice!

I didn't get ripped enough to blackout for a long time. The first time was last Saturday. Evidently I convinced a group of roughly 20 people that my name was Pablo. Even one of the bartenders was confused when I went to pay my tab and he saw my real name. Don't remember any of that. Gasthof's never disappoints.
 
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SiouxTechie said:
Here's my TRP for the night: I'm gettin off my computer and going to bed. Anyone wanna join me? ;) :p ha jk

Goodnight! :)
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I'd bet there's going to be at least 10 "Good morning, lodge!" posts before I finish this problem set...
 
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Beer Pong Horn said:
You do realize that some of these posters live in North Dakota and haven't been with a woman since the Carter administration, right? :p
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The only person you could be talking about that I might know about is Dirty. And Parise forbid I end up in the same bed as him! :eek:
 
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MinnesotaNorthStar said:
She's the only one who lives in North Dakota...:confused: :p
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Technically true, but we've mentioned Dirty enough that he's in this thread in spirit. ;)

state of hockey said:
Nice!

I didn't get ripped enough to blackout for a long time. The first time was last Saturday. Evidently I convinced a group of roughly 20 people that my name was Pablo. Even one of the bartenders was confused when I went to pay my tab and he saw my real name. Don't remember any of that. Gasthof's never disappoints.
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I wish I a) lived in town so I didn't have to drive every dam where and b) had money to drink at Gasthof's more. :o
 
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I woke up in a random apartment in Cincinnati with half of my face missing, because I apparently nose dived into the sidewalk.
Brenthoven said:
So. Much. Truth.
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we should make a trip to gasthofs...maybe after tMinvasion: Adrian/Hamline Experience...
 
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Beer Pong Horn said:
I wish I a) lived in town so I didn't have to drive every dam where and b) had money to drink at Gasthof's more. :o
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Yep. I want the lightrail to start at 394/Hopkins Crossroad, go into Nordeast/Downtown. That would be so much win.

bbdl: Well, imagine a Friday night, maybe April 2011 (just to throw a random date out there), take a few cabs, and visit Gasthof's...........
 
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