TRP: Sloppy Seconds & Leftovers

[Dude Love]

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True story: my roommate and I had a party (he owned the house, I was a roomie). All doors were verifiably locked, as well as all windows. Woke up the next day, and find a friend who was NOT at the party when we all crashed out:

1. asleep in the tub.
2. the PartyBall tap in his mouth


To this day, none of us know how he got in. He doesn't even know.

Me and a bunch of friends went to Chicago to see the Twins play back in the summer of 2001. We were all hammered...obviously. me and my current roomie were walking back to our hotel with another guy who had just thrown up in an alley. As we're nearing McDonalds, we get a call from one of the other guys that went something like this:

Caller: Have you guys seen Mike?
Roomie: No...
Caller: OH SHAT!!!!!

So we all look at each other and decide to go get burgers anyway. Apparently Mike had been thrown out of the bar after trying to puke in a beer bottle. They were then tearing down the streets of Chicago in a cab...with Mike arguing about how to get to the hotel. They got to a stoplight and he got out and ran off. We met up and decided to go up to our room and figure out how to find Mike. Somehow...he was in our room...even though he didn't have a key. We still have no idea how he got there.

 

[MinnesotaNorthStar]

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Please tell me you were in bed with TA Jen. I can't remember.

nononononononononononononononono. Bad nightmares. BAD!

This ^

 

[SiouxTechie]

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Besides how cute and irresistible I am, of course.

Yes that must be it...

True story: my roommate and I had a party (he owned the house, I was a roomie). All doors were verifiably locked, as well as all windows. Woke up the next day, and find a friend who was NOT at the party when we all crashed out:

1. asleep in the tub.
2. the PartyBall tap in his mouth


To this day, none of us know how he got in. He doesn't even know.

Not bad! hahahahaha (ok that's weird to do on a message board, but I had to for this story lol)

 

[bigblue_dl]

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So it'll be me, bbdl, and a Tech girl on the futon?

Where have I heard this before?

Hey now, lets not go there!

In the bathtub once (with the water running), but never under the kitchen table.

...in a snowbank on 7th in Houghton
...in the hallway of a random apartment building
...in MEg's room...when she was on hockey roadtrip, and I was in Houghton

Not the way that situation ended up...

Yeah...it was worse.

 

[SiouxTechie]

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Me and a bunch of friends went to Chicago to see the Twins play back in the summer of 2001. We were all hammered...obviously. me and my current roomie were walking back to our hotel with another guy who had just thrown up in an alley. As we're nearing McDonalds, we get a call from one of the other guys that went something like this:

Caller: Have you guys seen Mike?
Roomie: No...
Caller: OH SHAT!!!!!

So we all look at each other and decide to go get burgers anyway. Apparently Mike had been thrown out of the bar after trying to puke in a beer bottle. They were then tearing down the streets of Chicago in a cab...with Mike arguing about how to get to the hotel. They got to a stoplight and he got out and ran off. We met up and decided to go up to our room and figure out how to find Mike. Somehow...he was in our room...even though he didn't have a key. We still have no idea how he got there.

ok that's a good story too lol

 

[SiouxTechie]

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...in a snowbank on 7th in Houghton
...in the hallway of a random apartment building
...in MEg's room...when she was on hockey roadtrip, and I was in Houghton

...in Ross's bed, waking up with bruises that lasted 3 weeks

(I think I win...)

 

[The Rube]

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...in Ross's bed, waking up with bruises that lasted 3 weeks

(I think I win...)

nononononononononononononononono. Bad nightmares. BAD!

.

 

[Dude Love]

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ok that's a good story too lol

The bar we had been at before this all went down had an indoor basketball court. And by court, I mean an enclosed area where three walls were concrete and the other was a metal fence. Mike goes in and so does this humongous black dude. Mike checks him the ball...and then slaps the guy right in the face!

We're all saying "Mike!!! What are you doing???"
He responds with "It's jungle rules, man. Anything goes!!!"

Luckily this guy had a sense of humor. Instead of killing Mike, he instead checked him into the wall so hard that Mike broke his hand. After waking up from his mystery night, he asked us "why does my hand hurt so much?"

 

[MinnesotaNorthStar]

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The bar we had been at before this all went down had an indoor basketball court. And by court, I mean an enclosed area where three walls were concrete and the other was a metal fence. Mike goes in and so does this humongous black dude. Mike checks him the ball...and then slaps the guy right in the face!

We're all saying "Mike!!! What are you doing???"
He responds with "It's jungle rules, man. Anything goes!!!"

Luckily this guy had a sense of humor. Instead of killing Mike, he instead checked him into the wall so hard that Mike broke his hand. After waking up from his mystery night, he asked us "why does my hand hurt so much?"

How is he still alive?

 

[Lady wore Black]

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Me and a bunch of friends went to Chicago to see the Twins play back in the summer of 2001. We were all hammered...obviously. me and my current roomie were walking back to our hotel with another guy who had just thrown up in an alley. As we're nearing McDonalds, we get a call from one of the other guys that went something like this:

Caller: Have you guys seen Mike?
Roomie: No...
Caller: OH SHAT!!!!!

So we all look at each other and decide to go get burgers anyway. Apparently Mike had been thrown out of the bar after trying to puke in a beer bottle. They were then tearing down the streets of Chicago in a cab...with Mike arguing about how to get to the hotel. They got to a stoplight and he got out and ran off. We met up and decided to go up to our room and figure out how to find Mike. Somehow...he was in our room...even though he didn't have a key. We still have no idea how he got there.

That is some serious talent for throwing up in a beer bottle.

 

[GreatLakerMohawk]

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nononononononononononononononono. Bad nightmares. BAD!

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[Dude Love]

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That is some serious talent for throwing up in a beer bottle.

Until it overflows all over the table.

 

[state of hockey]

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Those parties where you black out numerous times are hilarious once you are a few weeks removed from it. I remember having to urinate, but the next thing I knew I was shooting off fireworks out of a wine bottle in the middle of Highway 22. Then suddenly I was twirling fire, and I remember being good at it. More on that later. Then, I remember seeing someone get hit by a car, he wasn't injured so it was hilarious. Then, a few hours later, I remember one of my friends daring me to throw a rock at him, so I did. He then fell into the bonfire. Awesome. While he was rolling in the dirt to extinguish himself, one of the dobermans got out and attacked him. Double awesome. Then, it was broad daylight, still had a beer in each hand, looked down at my clothes, and could see that I was obviously not as good at twirling fire as I thought.

 

[Lady wore Black]

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Until it overflows all over the table.

So not a professional at drinking I take it.

 

[SiouxTechie]

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The bar we had been at before this all went down had an indoor basketball court. And by court, I mean an enclosed area where three walls were concrete and the other was a metal fence. Mike goes in and so does this humongous black dude. Mike checks him the ball...and then slaps the guy right in the face!

We're all saying "Mike!!! What are you doing???"
He responds with "It's jungle rules, man. Anything goes!!!"

Luckily this guy had a sense of humor. Instead of killing Mike, he instead checked him into the wall so hard that Mike broke his hand. After waking up from his mystery night, he asked us "why does my hand hurt so much?"

Well I've never met any of you guys, but it sounds like I'd have an interesting night or weekend or whatever haha

 

[bostonewe]

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On the kitchen floor with a pan in my hand.
Under the coffee table in a friend's living room despite having been at a party on the other side of the city.
In a best friend's bed with her and her boyfriend.
On the bathroom floor of another hotel where I wasn't staying.
On the T.

 

[Beer Pong Horn]

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Those parties where you black out numerous times are hilarious once you are a few weeks removed from it. I remember having to urinate, but the next thing I knew I was shooting off fireworks out of a wine bottle in the middle of Highway 22. Then suddenly I was twirling fire, and I remember being good at it. More on that later. Then, I remember seeing someone get hit by a car, he wasn't injured so it was hilarious. Then, a few hours later, I remember one of my friends daring me to throw a rock at him, so I did. He then fell into the bonfire. Awesome. While he was rolling in the dirt to extinguish himself, one of the dobermans got out and attacked him. Double awesome. Then, it was broad daylight, still had a beer in each hand, looked down at my clothes, and could see that I was obviously not as good at twirling fire as I thought.

No wonder you can't handle drinking so much

 

[Dude Love]

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Those parties where you black out numerous times are hilarious once you are a few weeks removed from it. I remember having to urinate, but the next thing I knew I was shooting off fireworks out of a wine bottle in the middle of Highway 22. Then suddenly I was twirling fire, and I remember being good at it. More on that later. Then, I remember seeing someone get hit by a car, he wasn't injured so it was hilarious. Then, a few hours later, I remember one of my friends daring me to throw a rock at him, so I did. He then fell into the bonfire. Awesome. While he was rolling in the dirt to extinguish himself, one of the dobermans got out and attacked him. Double awesome. Then, it was broad daylight, still had a beer in each hand, looked down at my clothes, and could see that I was obviously not as good at twirling fire as I thought.

Ladies and gentlemen...we have a winner.

 

[bigblue_dl]

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...in Ross's bed, waking up with bruises that lasted 3 weeks

(I think I win...)

I didn't include some of the best...
waking up in the porch, soaking wet, covered in mud and blood (huge cuts on legs and skinned up knees, elbows, and hands)
waking up with....little sister's naked roommate and best friend (ok that was awesome)

 

[SiouxTechie]

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Those parties where you black out numerous times are hilarious once you are a few weeks removed from it. I remember having to urinate, but the next thing I knew I was shooting off fireworks out of a wine bottle in the middle of Highway 22. Then suddenly I was twirling fire, and I remember being good at it. More on that later. Then, I remember seeing someone get hit by a car, he wasn't injured so it was hilarious. Then, a few hours later, I remember one of my friends daring me to throw a rock at him, so I did. He then fell into the bonfire. Awesome. While he was rolling in the dirt to extinguish himself, one of the dobermans got out and attacked him. Double awesome. Then, it was broad daylight, still had a beer in each hand, looked down at my clothes, and could see that I was obviously not as good at twirling fire as I thought.

props!