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TRP: More metal than your mother

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bigblue_dl said:
And yes, she was hot. Very very hot. All the waitresses and shot girls were wearing bikinis last night to go along with the tropical theme they had at the bar.
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She's a gold digger looking for a sugar daddy.

Unless you're willing to continue dumping massive tips to her, she won't give you the time of day.
 
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bigblue_dl said:
Got the number. **** you all. And its not a fake number, I called it right away.
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How much in tips did it cost you and MNS to get it?

Next, you have to post a picture of her. There needs to be a vag appraisal to determine whether or not you're getting your money's worth.
 
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bigblue_dl said:
Got the number. **** you all. And its not a fake number, I called it right away.
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Brenthoven said:
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Genius. Just genius! :cool:
 
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Is she hot, or Tech hot? ;)


And figures this is in Alabama:
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This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
 
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This weekend was AWESOME

Friday night at Bootleggers was fun and bb_dl you can thank me for buying that 1st shot. Also hooray for boobies even though MNS missed seeing them

Saturday: Flutag was cool 5hit seeing the new world record was awesome, Fogos is amazing and free cover at Bootleggers is nice thanks to previously said waitress.

Just went through my bank account activity and the wallet didnt take that bad of a hit.
 
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Brenthoven said:
Is she hot, or Tech hot? ;)


And figures this is in Alabama:
(334):
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
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How do you think I landed my husband!? :p :D

When Mr. wore Black was up in MN a month ago, he brought back the fridge that started it all. I was getting sick of cleaning out the cooler. The kegs disappeared when my parents' moved. I can always get kegs if I ask. :D
 
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Brenthoven said:
I was gonna guess that LWB roofied him and the ceremony was performed while he was under the influence.
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he could be gay too...the options here are endless...she should know better then to pose questions like this
 
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Brenthoven said:
I was gonna guess that LWB roofied him and the ceremony was performed while he was under the influence.
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Mr. wore Black says that he is always f-ed up on something. Whether is it booze or some other form of hallucinogenic. He would have to be being married to me. :D
 
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(916):
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.

Name this poster:

(973):

how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
 
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