These two were near each other on the page, and both cracked me up...
(407): It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
(615): I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
I prefer this:
(701):
Want any specific kind of beer?
(623):
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
(701):
Got it. Anything but Anheuser-Busch (Excluding Budweiser).
FYP
Also, anyone else have the cougarlife.com add at the top of some of their uscho pages. I know its valentines day this week, but seriously cougars have their own singles page now? Awesome!
Wanted: Eager males who are young, dumb, and full of c......
I just had coors original for the first time. Not bad. Better than bud by miles.
I just had coors original for the first time. Not bad. Better than bud by miles.
I thought it was terrible. One of the worst I've had.
You haven't had enough Miller products then...
FYP.
Please... Miller is drinkable. Bud isn't good enough to even, well, I can't think of any way to complete that sentence. Bud creates a vacuum greater than that of the deepest, most remote locations in the universe.
Budweiser is okay and a sentimental fave of mine. Bud Select is okay. Bud Light is on par with Keystone (as well as any light beer except Mich Golden Light). Miller? Sucks. Sucks hard. I hate Miller. Not as much as Bud Light, but overall? Yeah. And surprisingly, it has NOTHING to do with it being from WI, as I enjoy many of their beers.
Seriously? I mean, usually I'm pretty picky about beers. But I can drink miller lite when I know it's going to be a long night of drinking, no problem.
I have had one hangover in my life. ONE. And that was the night I drank maybe 8 bud lights.
I've done the same with miller lite and no big deal. My second night of drinking ever I put down a half bottle of bacardi, at least three beers, and two shots of tequilla. I didn't so much as have a headache the next day (and yes I held my liquor).
Note: Bud Light. I stated that Bud Light is pure crap. Other AB products are okay. Miller has none.
Note: Bud Light. I stated that Bud Light is pure crap. Other AB products are okay. Miller has none.
Ok, maybe i'll have to give bud a second shot.
I guess we'll have to agree to disagree on miller though.
And if you really want an awful beer, and I mean truly wretched (I'm not sure a word exists that can describe the experience) beer, try Fest Bier:
I have never left a beer unfinished, no matter how bad. This one I came truly close.
No, I'm not going to purposely try a bad beer. And SOH, I really do like Budweiser. Prob my 3rd fave cheap beer (Premo, then Mich Golden/Light for #1 and #2).
I've heard Steel Reserve is wretched. Never had it though.
Ok, your PBR is my Budweiser. PBR sucks.