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TRP: It's Nut-Cuttin' Time

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Oh God... Oh God...

(701): My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
If that wasn't a NoDak area code, I'd have thought it was the hooker in the office.
 
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*coughnolife*
Grand Theft Auto 3, released in 2001, is now 9 years old. Yes, you've been beating up hookers and taking your money back for NINE years now.
Sidney Crosby, born in 1987, is only 22.

Those have been some great nine years! Wow I cannot believe it has been that long!

Was in 8th grade when I first played that game.

That will make people feel old here :)
 
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*coughnolife*

Some more numbers to make you feel old:

Super Mario Bros., released in the US in 1985, is 25 years old. That's a quarter century.

Grand Theft Auto 3, released in 2001, is now 9 years old. Yes, you've been beating up hookers and taking your money back for NINE years now.

LeBron James, born in 1984, just turned 25.

Sidney Crosby, born in 1987, is only 22.

Jesus. Half that stuff made me feel old, and I'm the same age/slightly younger than one of the people listed in there. I realized this fall that the freshmen at GHS this year are 10 years younger than me, and that was really strange for me.
Oh, and a senior there spent 5 minutes on Friday trying to convince me that I wasn't too old for him. He didn't seem too bright, so I didn't want to lay the age-rule math on him ((Age/2) +/-7).
 
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Jesus. Half that stuff made me feel old, and I'm the same age/slightly younger than one of the people listed in there. I realized this fall that the freshmen at GHS this year are 10 years younger than me, and that was really strange for me.
Oh, and a senior there spent 5 minutes on Friday trying to convince me that I wasn't too old for him. He didn't seem too bright, so I didn't want to lay the age-rule math on him ((Age/2) +/-7).

please don't become a headline. :eek:
 
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I have a theory about this. Any teacher/school employee who can pursue a student in that manner cannot be listening to them talk.
In short, no.

The key is to hang out with older people. I joke with the bf 'cause he's in his 30's. I'm one of maybe 15 people at work under the age of 40 (this is out of 200 or so employees). And then there's alumni band. I am the evil "kid" that makes comments when they are talking about something that happened when they were in school. I say mean things like " '84? I was 2 years old"

But then I look at the really hot hockey players on Michigan's team and think, "when I was in college, he was in middle school"
 
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The key is to hang out with older people. I joke with the bf 'cause he's in his 30's. I'm one of maybe 15 people at work under the age of 40 (this is out of 200 or so employees). And then there's alumni band. I am the evil "kid" that makes comments when they are talking about something that happened when they were in school. I say mean things like " '84? I was 2 years old"

But then I look at the really hot hockey players on Michigan's team and think, "when I was in college, he was in middle school"

Agreed. The teachers at GHS are all older than me, and frequently remind me that I'm "just a kid", whereas when I hang out with people in either Marquette or up in Houghton, 9 times out of 10 I'm the oldest one there. :(
 
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The key is to hang out with older people. I joke with the bf 'cause he's in his 30's. I'm one of maybe 15 people at work under the age of 40 (this is out of 200 or so employees). And then there's alumni band. I am the evil "kid" that makes comments when they are talking about something that happened when they were in school. I say mean things like " '84? I was 2 years old"

But then I look at the really hot hockey players on Michigan's team and think, "when I was in college, he was in middle school"
And when I look at any of the players on UNH's team I realize that when I was in college, the oldest of them were in diapers, the youngest weren't even born yet.
 
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Because, in this case, the kid WAS 18, and I was trying to say "not no but hell no!"

Though the "You're a student and I'm a teacher" argument worked on this one.
Use the student/teacher argument. You really don't want to shut yourself out of getting some sweet 21 year old *** when you're like 45, do you?
But what does that have to equal then? It just has to be 0 or greater?
It equals sucess.
 
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Speaking of which, apparently the news that the River Rats are moving to Charlotte has finally reached Charlotte. At least two people told me about it at the bar yesterday. Thanks to GLM I could say yeah, I heard about that weeks ago. :)

If I ever end up down there, I'll toast you with many a beer for just reading.
 
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