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TRP: I'm Taking My Talents To Hartford: Remember The Whale!

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He is obviously a stallion.

Oh, Grammar Horse. You are a god amongst horses. :)
 
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I don't pretend to be angry - I am angry - and you don't know enough about my job to judge whether or not I'm properly compensated for doing it. :p

It does sound like you're compensating for something, anyway.
 
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Really? That's the best you can do? You've gone soft.
(That's what Quiz said?)
I'd put it like this:
Diva: skinny wench that needs to be bent over some furniture.

BPH - I'm not the one with a drinking problem.
 
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Brent - writes checks, drinks too much, thinks his Jeep is awesome
MNS - term in urban dictionary for him, has 0 luck with opposite sex
DL - wants to molest 14 year old girls
Dirty - buys too many jerseys on eBay, can pi*s off anyone
Swanted - has a pierced dong, plays in a crappy cover band
dxmnkd316 - likes the wave, probably other stupid things too
Scarlet - drinks too many martinis served by hottie bartender, yells at kids having fun at the condo
BPH - Civil War reenactor, also a Yooper by default. Drinks too much
Diva - has taken part in the dumbest cheer on the planet. Go cat go cats gocatsgo
Bakunin - hermit. Pretends to be angry. Makes way too much money for what he does
GLM - forgets the little people now. Yells during the National Anthem
bb_dl - farmer. Drives a jeep. Defends Foxton2 for some reason
Foxton2 - hooker
aparch - likes the Chicago Wolves way too much. Cheap *ker. Sucks at life
'Ewe - obsessed with cupcakes and photography. Sucks at quarters
JMH - New York yuppie. Lawyer. Unskilled with women. Drinks too much
Legal - wanting to pop her kid out so she can drink. Has a weenie brother
CBG - doesn't like Journey. Has a weenie sister
Sloe Gin - angry. Federal. Thinks he's cooler then he is. Doesn't drink, which upsets Brent and company

You know, I'm totally OK with that description. :)

Really? That's the best you can do? You've gone soft.
(That's what Quiz said?)

Ha! Ba-zing!
 
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Twitch: wears funny hat, obsessed with anime porn, thinks this is Fark, packs up and moves across the country at the drop of a hat, complains about the weather too much.

Did I get it all?
 
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I'd put it like this:
Diva: skinny wench that needs to be bent over some furniture.

BPH - I'm not the one with a drinking problem.

You say all these sexually charged things, yet the only time I ever encountered you in person you clammed up entirely. Another forum nerd--all talk, no game.
 
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You say all these sexually charged things, yet the only time I ever encountered you in person you clammed up entirely. Another forum nerd--all talk, no game.
You have no understanding of my sleep schedule or what happens when it's disrupted (zombie-mode).

If you want a taste of it, completely reverse your sleep schedule (in a day) and then travel somewhere. Let me know how you feel over the next three or so days. It's like jet lag on steroids.
 
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You have no understanding of my sleep schedule or what happens when it's disrupted (zombie-mode).

If you want a taste of it, completely reverse your sleep schedule (in a day) and then travel somewhere. Let me know how you feel over the next three or so days. It's like jet lag on steroids.

Been there. Didn't sleep for 3 days prior to France trip due to stress, then I was up for 40 hours on the trip there. And yet, the other teachers on the trip had to stop me from flirting too much with the attractive French guy I met at dinner.

Your move, hermit.
 
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And yet, the other teachers on the trip had to stop me from flirting too much with the attractive French guy I met at dinner.
You were in a country that is known for romance, and it is well known that women go for guys with foreign accents.

I was in the UP surrounded by foopers.

Need I say more?

And after seeing those suckfests between MTU and NMU, I was in the mood for homicide not love.
 
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You were in a country that is known for romance, and it is well known that women go for guys with foreign accents.

I was in the UP surrounded by foopers.

Need I say more?

Which leads me back to my original argument: you make sexually charged comments about me here, and yet in person you were a scared little boy internally wetting himself and clamming up entirely.

And I had the accent there. I was speaking French to him, not him speaking English to me. I guess foreign guys dig accents, too, or at the very least don't MNS/clam up Commie style.
 
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Which leads me back to my original argument: you make sexually charged comments about me here, and yet in person you were a scared little boy internally wetting himself and clamming up entirely.
Nice try, but I was interested in someone else at that point in time. :p

I also figured sloe vag was going to be the one making a play for you.

And I make charged comments to a lot of people - it doesn't typically mean I'm going to pursue them; usually it's a case of me *'ing with them.
 
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Nice try, but I was interested in someone else at that point in time. :p

I also figured sloe vag was going to be the one making a play for you.

He was too busy formulating a plan for TA Jen.
 
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