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TRP: Hell Greyhound Bus Ride

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Holy cow - you guys were chatty last night!! This has to be the most action in this thread in quite some time. I'm kinda sorry I drank just enough to put me to sleep kinda early last night and missed all the fun.

I just realized this is my first post in this TRP thread. That's not right.
 
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Scarlet said:
Holy cow - you guys were chatty last night!! This has to be the most action in this thread in quite some time. I'm kinda sorry I drank just enough to put me to sleep kinda early last night and missed all the fun.

I just realized this is my first post in this TRP thread. That's not right.
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was hottie bartender around?
 
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Brenthoven said:
NY: billions of people without cars, who can't handle a couple inches of snow/inclement weather, and a few people tripping over a curb would cause a national investigation on whether curbs are too high, funded by the national government and covered by CNN.

Just sayin'. :p
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Listen, just because some uptight NYC liberal daouches can't handle the snow, doesn't mean all NYers can't handle the snow. After all, up here in real New York we get actual weather. :D

I also enjoy being in the part of NY far enough away to not be lumped in with the part you're trying to lump in with the Foopers.

jmh said:
Hipsters drink PBR because it's ironic. I drink PBR because it's cheap and gets me drunk.
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This is funny because I've been around jmh when he's said this.

jmh said:
Gah. Genny Cream is not good.
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It's f-ckin' terrible.
 
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Plante26 said:
Beer: You forgot to add in the arsehole of Midwest breweries in Cold Spring, MN: Gluek. Horrid beer. Thankfully for all of beer drinking civilization, they are putting out microbrews now, so there will theoretically be less sh*tty beer in America. Of course, you left out the Old Style brewery in LaCrosse....and Blatz in Milwaukee. I'll call it a draw.

Sports: Minnesota titles in the four major sports: 3. Wisconsin titles in the four major sports: 12. Advantage Cheeseheads.

Women: Since you've never left the state of Minnesota, you wouldn't know. Madison got tail.....as does Eau Claire and Stout (that's where the dumb hot girls go). And there's a reason that Minnesota hunters come here for deer season (I'll give you a hint: It starts with BAR and ends with STRIPPERS:D ) But I'll give you a draw.

And the Hudson Phenomenon is neutralized since you have to claim Mankato and Stearns County as part of Minnesota. Minnesota also brags about all of it's lakes, but Wisconsin has more.....which makes you all liars. Plus you border North Dakota, South Dakota, IOWA(!) and Canadia. So Minnesota loses this matchup like CC loses recruits.:D
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Beer: don't care
Sports: check your facts, MN has 7 championships in the 4 major pro sports
Women: not getting into that argument, there are hot ones everywhere as well as ugly ones.
Lakes: Do we ever brag about having the most lakes? I've never heard that. Besides this argument is dumb because I believe that Alaska blows both away.
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There's the difference between Wisconsin and Minnesota. Your "drunk" is our "warmup".:D
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This Minnesotan begs to differ. There are plenty around here that will back me.
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At my bachelor party back in August, I drank a six pack of Bud Light......to rehydrate. Literally, no water at the cabin. Pump went out. Other than that, it was three bloodies and a half dozen pints of Summit at the golf course, most of a .750 of Crown and (according to the receipt found in my pocket) four old fashioneds, 2 Tanqueray No.10 gin martinis and five or six other assorted beers. I'm not sure what I drank after bar close back at the cabin, but I was apparently the last person around the fire pit drinking, and I wasn't CLOSE to right until sometime Monday evening.
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1 night, 2.5 fifths of whiskey + other random drinks including a nalgene of hot apple cider and cinnamon schnapps and a nalgene of ambo fishbowl

or

5 64 oz. pitchers of long island iced tea (that is 20 pints, each about 3/4 liquor)
 
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Wisconsin has lower literacy rates than Minnesota. Wisconsin has higher gas prices than Minnesota. Wisconsin has Milwaukee. Case closed, Minnesota is the better state.
 
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Sloe Gin said:
Wisconsin has lower literacy rates than Minnesota. Wisconsin has higher gas prices than Minnesota. Wisconsin has Milwaukee. Case closed, Minnesota is the better state.
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I know this is a hockey board, but you are looking way too closely at it. All of your facts are valid, and your conclusion is correct, but seriously dude, all you need to know to recognize that Minnesota is the better state is that they do not have the Packers.
 
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I don't brag about Minnesota having more lakes, but it really does. Wisconsin's number is inflated because they call a lot of things the state of Minnesota calls "ponds", "lakes". If Minnesota were to have the same set of requirements or same definition as Wisconsin, Minnesota ends up with more lakes once again.
 
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I wouldn't brag about that either if I wre you, because really, who cares? :p

Hi to everyone from the way home from New Haven after drinking after the Yale game. Couldn't convert a long 5x3 in the third, didn't deserve to win.
 
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Brenthoven said:
Who?
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Carrie Prejean is the Miss California chick who got in trouble for saying that she didn't believe in gay marriage, but then stopped short of saying it should be illegal or even calling them bad people, for that matter. The gay judge took offense because there was a contestant (Paris Hilton website guy???) that didn't think he was FABULOUS!! for being gay. Then the rest of the GLBTQA (they've added letters [seriously] and I think they're trying to take over the alphabet) started getting on her case because of anti-gay marriage bill (prop 8, I think) that had recently passed there.
 
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St. Clown said:
Carrie Prejean is the Miss California chick who got in trouble for saying that she didn't believe in gay marriage, but then stopped short of saying it should be illegal or even calling them bad people, for that matter. The gay judge took offense because there was a contestant (Paris Hilton website guy???) that didn't think he was FABULOUS!! for being gay. Then the rest of the GLBTQA (they've added letters [seriously] and I think they're trying to take over the alphabet) started getting on her case because of anti-gay marriage bill (prop 8, I think) that had recently passed there.
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Oh, that chick? Ok, sure, fine, don't care.

:p

That TMZ guy (Perez Hilton, IIRC) is a doosh anyways. I don't understand why he is on my tv. I wanna pull an Elvis and shoot my tv every time he invades my viewing space.
 
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Brenthoven said:
Oh, that chick? Ok, sure, fine, don't care.

:p

That TMZ guy (Perez Hilton, IIRC) is a doosh anyways. I don't understand why he is on my tv. I wanna pull an Elvis and shoot my tv every time he invades my viewing space.
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The daughters of the guy in charge of Westboro Baptist Church admit that they watch America's Next Top Model.

Find me a dude on that show who isn't queerer than a three-dollar bill.
 
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