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TRP: Hail Marys And False Hopes

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wolverineTrumpet said:
I've seen pot accidentally dropped on the floor at work before...it was hilarious when the guy came back looking for it.
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We had a young woman leave her almost full baggie on top of a time clock one day when she was late back from lunch. One of the sup's saw it and turned it into HR. The dumb b**** actually went into HR and inquired if anyone turned it in! Fail!

We had another guy on the 3rd shift doing lines in the production office. One night he apparently got distracted because he left 3 neat little lines on the desk. Needless to say, when the production mgr came in at 8:00, the gig was up (the dude was the only one on the night shift with a key to the office). Epic fail!

The best, though, was the GM found passed out drunk in his car one morning with his pants down around his ankles! :eek:
 
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MarkEagleUSA said:
We had a young woman leave her almost full baggie on top of a time clock one day when she was late back from lunch. One of the sup's saw it and turned it into HR. The dumb b**** actually went into HR and inquired if anyone turned it in! Fail!

We had another guy on the 3rd shift doing lines in the production office. One night he apparently got distracted because he left 3 neat little lines on the desk. Needless to say, when the production mgr came in at 8:00, the gig was up (the dude was the only one on the night shift with a key to the office). Epic fail!

The best, though, was the GM found passed out drunk in his car one morning with his pants down around his ankles! :eek:
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You work for GM, don't you?
 
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Just figured out my plan for tonight get 1 growler of KBC Single Track Dry Stout and drink it out of my .5L boot while writing a lab report
 
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Painted_Bandit said:
Just figured out my plan for tonight get 1 growler of KBC Single Track Dry Stout and drink it out of my .5L boot while writing a lab report
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I sometimes wonder how many of my students are drunk when they do assignments, I swear its the only way to explain some of what gets handed in!
 
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ecbrevik said:
I sometimes wonder how many of my students are drunk when they do assignments, I swear its the only way to explain some of what gets handed in!
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I did better work drunk. I was able to focus on the assignment more. Not kidding. Nothing helped me punch out a 20 page lab report like a couple or 10 whiskeys and coke.
 
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bigblue_dl said:
I did better work drunk. I was able to focus on the assignment more. Not kidding. Nothing helped me punch out a 20 page lab report like a couple or 10 whiskeys and coke.
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I did physics assignments in college numerous times when drunk. I also studied for the CFI hiring test while drunk. I got hired. :)
 
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Sloe Gin said:
I did physics assignments in college numerous times when drunk. I also studied for the CFI hiring test while drunk. I got hired. :)
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To be fair, if they hired you, their standards couldn't be all that high in the first place.
 
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Sloe Gin said:
I did physics assignments in college numerous times when drunk. I also studied for the CFI hiring test while drunk. I got hired. :)
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Do they contract with Northwest? If so, that would explain a lot :p
 
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