TRP: Free of political butthurt since 1999.

[Kepler]

My body: you don't need to be at the club until 1 AM.

Me: shut the f-ck up, nerd.

The club opens at 1 AM.

 

[MissThundercat]

The club opens at 1 AM.

And if you don't come back with a traffic cone, a raccoon, and a few mysterious bruises, did you even go out?

 

[Kepler]

And if you don't come back with a traffic cone, a raccoon

and a summons.

 

[MissThundercat]

and a summons.

And slept with someone you met in the smoking area.

 

[Kepler]

And slept with someone you met in the smoking area.

 

[Markt]

Is this thing on?

Probably nobody remembers me except the handful who are FB friends. Used to be here a lot, then I wasn’t. Nice to see some of the old names.

 

[MissThundercat]

Is this thing on?

Probably nobody remembers me except the handful who are FB friends. Used to be here a lot, then I wasn’t. Nice to see some of the old names.

Are you going to tell us a story?

 

[Swansong]

Is this thing on?

Probably nobody remembers me except the handful who are FB friends. Used to be here a lot, then I wasn’t. Nice to see some of the old names.

welcome back, sir! i hope you stick around

 

[Kepler]

My Mom turned 98 today, and I would just like to say I think that's pretty neat.

 

[Markt]

My Mom turned 98 today, and I would just like to say I think that's pretty neat.

Happy birthday to her!

 

[MissThundercat]

My Mom turned 98 today, and I would just like to say I think that's pretty neat.

Happy birthday Mom.

 

[dxmnkd316]

My Mom turned 98 today, and I would just like to say I think that's pretty neat.

HBD to Kepler's mom

 

[Swansong]

Awesome! I've always said that if you live to 90, you've won.

 

[dxmnkd316]

Awesome! I've always said that if you live to 90, you've won.

Offer doesn't apply to millennials or zoomers.

 

[MissThundercat]

Last night, I got a reminder why at 42, I can no longer sit/kneel on the floor without a plan to get back up. Knelt for a picture with drag queens and one of them had to pull me back to my feet.

 

[dxmnkd316]

I don't know what it is about kneeling but I'm convinced nerve endings in the knees quadruple every year after 35.

 

[MissThundercat]

I don't know what it is about kneeling but I'm convinced nerve endings in the knees quadruple every year after 35.

The cool thing about getting older is that I hear from my skeleton a lot more.

 

[Swansong]

Yeah, I definitely share that "oh god why did I think this was a good idea"

 

[dxmnkd316]

How is it that when we were kids we didn't have any pain by kneeling?

 

[Scarlet]

Random question - appropriate for this thread - I bought new sheets for my bed. Wash them before using?