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TRP: Felching Sucks
- Thread starter The Rube
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state of hockey
He fixes the cable?
Re: TRP: Felching Sucks
Let's start with French Stewart, who is grinning like an idiot. You seem pretty sure of yourself, think you've got the right answer?
- Yes I'm pretty sure of it, Alex.
Well all you had to do was write down a number, and you wrote: ThreEve. A combination of three and five. Simply stunning. And you wagered: $Texas.
Let's start with French Stewart, who is grinning like an idiot. You seem pretty sure of yourself, think you've got the right answer?
- Yes I'm pretty sure of it, Alex.
Well all you had to do was write down a number, and you wrote: ThreEve. A combination of three and five. Simply stunning. And you wagered: $Texas.
Twitch Boy
Defacing this tagline is a MAX foul
Re: TRP: Felching Sucks
"This is the sound a doggy makes."
"Moo."
"No."
"Well that's the sound your mother made last night."
"This is the sound a doggy makes."
"Moo."
"No."
"Well that's the sound your mother made last night."
Re: TRP: Felching Sucks
Alex Trebek: Burt Reynolds.
Burt Reynolds: That's not my name.
Alex Trebek: Okay. Turd Ferguson.
Burt Reynolds: [laughs] Yeah, what do ya want?
Alex Trebek: You buzzed in!
Burt Reynolds: No I didn't.
Alex Trebek: Yes you did!
Burt Reynolds: Yeah, well, that's your opinion.
Alex Trebek: I hate my job!
Alex Trebek: Burt Reynolds.
Burt Reynolds: That's not my name.
Alex Trebek: Okay. Turd Ferguson.
Burt Reynolds: [laughs] Yeah, what do ya want?
Alex Trebek: You buzzed in!
Burt Reynolds: No I didn't.
Alex Trebek: Yes you did!
Burt Reynolds: Yeah, well, that's your opinion.
Alex Trebek: I hate my job!
nmupiccdiva
New member
Re: TRP: Felching Sucks
Alex Trebek: Yeah, it was a trick question, Mr. Connery. Why don't you pick a category?
Sean Connery: I've got to ask you about the Penis Mightier.
Alex Trebek: What? No. No, no, that is The Pen is Mightier.
Sean Connery: Gussy it up however you want, Trebek. What matters is does it work? Will it really mighty my penis, man?
Alex Trebek: It's not a product, Mr. Connery.
Sean Connery: Because I've ordered devices like that before - wasted a pretty penny, I don't mind telling you. And if The Penis Mightier works, I'll order a dozen.
Alex Trebek: It's not a Penis Mightier, Mr. Connery. There's no such thing!
Nicholas Cage: Wait, wait, wait.. are you selling Penis Mightiers?
Alex Trebek: No! No, I'm not.
Sean Connery: Well, you're sitting on a gold mine, Trebek!
Alex Trebek: Yeah, it was a trick question, Mr. Connery. Why don't you pick a category?
Sean Connery: I've got to ask you about the Penis Mightier.
Alex Trebek: What? No. No, no, that is The Pen is Mightier.
Sean Connery: Gussy it up however you want, Trebek. What matters is does it work? Will it really mighty my penis, man?
Alex Trebek: It's not a product, Mr. Connery.
Sean Connery: Because I've ordered devices like that before - wasted a pretty penny, I don't mind telling you. And if The Penis Mightier works, I'll order a dozen.
Alex Trebek: It's not a Penis Mightier, Mr. Connery. There's no such thing!
Nicholas Cage: Wait, wait, wait.. are you selling Penis Mightiers?
Alex Trebek: No! No, I'm not.
Sean Connery: Well, you're sitting on a gold mine, Trebek!
nmupiccdiva
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MarkEagleUSA
C'mon Q!
Re: TRP: Felching Sucks
I love this part:
If you aren’t prepared with an Ice Block (why would you be?), and you don’t drink that Ice, the bros will… fire you from brodom, or look at your butt or make you eat gay or… something, I don’t know, I was never really familiar with Standard Bro Bylaws.
I love this part:
If you aren’t prepared with an Ice Block (why would you be?), and you don’t drink that Ice, the bros will… fire you from brodom, or look at your butt or make you eat gay or… something, I don’t know, I was never really familiar with Standard Bro Bylaws.
Twitch Boy
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Re: TRP: Felching Sucks
Can your bro Ice Block your Ice Block?
If so, can you Ice Block his Ice Block of your Ice Block?
Can your bro Ice Block your Ice Block?
If so, can you Ice Block his Ice Block of your Ice Block?
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If that happened, I think the bros in question would stare at each other for about an hour, trying to figure it out, then decide to go do a kegstand.
If that happened, I think the bros in question would stare at each other for about an hour, trying to figure it out, then decide to go do a kegstand.
dxmnkd316
Lucia Apologist
Re: TRP: Felching Sucks
This would have been an offense enough to get your *** kicked when I was that young...
This would have been an offense enough to get your *** kicked when I was that young...
collegehcky2
Vinegar Strokes
Re: TRP: Felching Sucks
Hey, this is freaking hilarious to do. My buddy calls up his friends that work at a pizza place and get delivery only to "ice" them at the door. It's initial effect wore off quickly, but it's great to do on rare occasions. Like the game of life, it's something to have in your pocket.
Hey, this is freaking hilarious to do. My buddy calls up his friends that work at a pizza place and get delivery only to "ice" them at the door. It's initial effect wore off quickly, but it's great to do on rare occasions. Like the game of life, it's something to have in your pocket.
jmh
win or lose, we booze
Beer Pong Horn
soldier of fortune
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Bros Icing Bros: idiotic.
Ice Luge: much less idiotic.
And I think that if someone tried to "ice" me, I'd block him with a warm can of Clear Creek Ice.
Bros Icing Bros: idiotic.
Ice Luge: much less idiotic.
And I think that if someone tried to "ice" me, I'd block him with a warm can of Clear Creek Ice.
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I'd just laugh at him, and tell him he's a jagoff dooshbag. Then I'd tell him, "Go back to Jersey, 'BRAH!'"
Bros Icing Bros: idiotic.
And I think that if someone tried to "ice" me, I'd block him with a warm can of Clear Creek Ice.
I'd just laugh at him, and tell him he's a jagoff dooshbag. Then I'd tell him, "Go back to Jersey, 'BRAH!'"
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