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TRP: Felching Sucks

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This TFLN needs to be in here, well, because. It's pretty relevant to the last TRP's convo and this TRP's resulting title:

(734):
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.

(1-734):
Haha did she know what fisting meant?

(734):
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
 
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Sloe Gin said:
it was more like "I'm cooler than most of these idiots around here."
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I always tried to avoid the "major" conversation. Whenever it did come up there was always look of deflation on the girl's face killing whatever minuscule chance I had to begin with.
 
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Following up on my question from the last TRP: I just got a letter from the IRS, and they did adjust my return to add that Making Work Pay tax credit thing, so it sounds like I get to keep that extra $400 after all. Go me.
 
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jmh said:
Following up on my question from the last TRP: I just got a letter from the IRS, and they did adjust my return to add that Making Work Pay tax credit thing, so it sounds like I get to keep that extra $400 after all. Go me.
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Hookers and blow on jhm this weekend!!!!!
 
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St. Clown said:
He like the smell of his own queef too much to leave the city.
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I bet for $100, he could get a Fooper hooker to fly out to Manhattan to * a lawyer. She'll lose money, but she's not smart enough to figure that out.
 
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St. Clown said:
You're crazy. You can't get both hookers AND blow for $400 in Manhattan.
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I don't know if you can get either for $400. Although I would guess it must depend on how much blow and how low-rent the hookers are.
 
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MinnesotaNorthStar said:
I wouldn't want what's in either...but, he is closer to Jersey and this way you get the same "quality" but don't have to wait for her to fly in from Fooperland.
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Think this through from the UP Hooker's perspective:

"Ok, there's some hotshot lawyer from Manhattan who wants me. I am surrounded by geeks and/or Techies. They are not going anywhere. I want to be wined and dined. I'll be there yesterday."
 
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Brenthoven said:
Think this through from the UP Hooker's perspective:

"Ok, there's some hotshot lawyer from Manhattan who wants me. I am surrounded by geeks and/or Techies. They are not going anywhere. I want to be wined and dined. I'll be there yesterday."
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Why would I think about it from the hooker's prospective?

This is about what jhm is doing with the extra money....not what some Fooper hooker is thinking...
 
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MinnesotaNorthStar said:
Why would I think about it from the hooker's prospective?

This is about what jhm is doing with the extra money....not what some Fooper hooker is thinking...
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{sigh} think about the overall cost.

If you can get some random skank hooker from the UP who will worship you and be there at your whim, only sooner, for cheaper than the same quality hooker from Jersey who probably has gone through this routine before, and is not as eager, you get more "value" from the UP hooker.
 
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