Re: TRP: Booty Traps Edition
Well, I had an interesting night. Actually, the CCCV did.
We meet downtown. Head to Brit's for a beer, then to Brother's. That's when the fun started. There was a guy who looked very similar to Tom Cruise. 1980's Tom Cruise, and you could tell that was the look he was trying for. Height, face, hair, clothes, everything. He'd dance randomly by himself by the bar while his buddies watched, etc. We kept making dollar bets (none of which were accepted) to go up to him and say any of the following:
You're right, I AM dangerous!
(Quizmire to sing) You lost that lovin' feeling!
[do the Iceman teeth clench/snap]
BOGEY AT 3'OCLOCK!!!
Then they left, and a couple that looked to be around 38-40 years of age stepped up to the bar. And started playing touchy-feely. Everywhere. At one point, his finger was trying to burrow its way up her arse, through (not under) her dress. Then she grabbed his junk. Full grab. Granted, she was pretty darn good looking, but we all agreed that they probably had some sort of sex dungeon at their place.
Unfortunately, the night ended on a sour note. We get back to SloeVag's car, in a ramp that had always been okay, and find stuff scattered about on the seat. Uh, WTeff? Look a little closer, his iPod is gone. Great. Quiz checks the glove compartment, which was closed, and
finds a knife with about a 4" blade and a turquoise handle. ![Eek! :eek: :eek:](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f631.png)
Ok, callin' the cops.
I check all the window seals, we check the trunk and the engine, to look for any disconnected wires and such. Nothing. We have no clue how they got in, and can only guess that they broke in, something spooked 'em, and they forgot the knife (although that last part STILL puzzles us). Cops came, took the knife as evidence, and filed a report. Kind of unsettling, if you ask me.
I hope they somehow stumble upon those *ers and they get made an example of.
![Mad :mad: :mad:](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f621.png)