Coffee-flavored coffee?Apparently on the agenda today: heading to Pat's Pub for a cheeseteak, and also going to see Quiz at work to get some coffee.![]()
Paraphrasing a tfln, I wanna order an Alpacino with a double shot and see how long it takes for the worker to get what I said.
Actually, I'll probably just order "coffee, black. Don't gimme none of dem high-falootin' farrin' coffees. God made coffee black, and dat's how I'm drinking it....darn tootin'."
Not ereally prone to dtrunk posting, but I;m in Chicago hanign out with familt, which makeas me happy, so happy Friday. ot whatreber the **** day this is, and have a goos weekend.
I was at Valleyfair today, and that place sure has changed in the past 15 years since I was there last. First, the Flume is gone, replaced by a wave pool. I never expected that. Second, that new Renegade rollercoaster (well, new within the last 15 years) is freaking awesome! It was a fairly long ride, and it was a fast train. That first drop is not at all what I expected.
One other thing of note - when did getting a real mohawk haircut become the new rage? I saw maybe 15 people there with a mohawk today. It was mostly kids, but a few adults too.
last, but not least, I almost got puked on by a guy while riding on the Looping Starship - the viking ship, as many of us call it. I was in one of the center rows, and the guy who sat across from me and one seat over was on the verge of blowing chunks about midway through the ride, when we were in the midst of one of the upside down runs. It looked like he was chewing on it, the guy sitting next to me starts yelling for them to stop the ride, but no doing. Finally the ride comes to an end, and this guy bolts out of his seat, and starts leaning over an exit railing. He must have been on that ride to try and impress the girl next to him. I don't think she was.
"I say hurl. If you blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours. If you spew and she bolts, it was never meant to be."And he did better than a friend of mine, who puked all over his girlfriend on the Valleyfair Tilt-a-Whirl (to be fair, they had us on the thing for literally 15 minutes), then went over to the log flume with a big shyte-eating grin and his puked-on shirt to clean up. On the other hand, she still married him.
If you didn't, somebody else would have...You all will know who I thought of when I saw this. To that person, I apologize in advance...
727): He wouldn't know what to do with his pen!s even if they made a "how to get a blojob for dummies" guide
If you didn't, somebody else would have...
Probably.![]()
So, does anyone have one of those transporter beam things like on Star Trek? I don't really wanna deal with airplanes/airports.![]()
Get in line, ya sorry SOB.![]()
Bull****, probably. You're secretly wishing you saw that before her...Probably.![]()
So, does anyone have one of those transporter beam things like on Star Trek? I don't really wanna deal with airplanes/airports.![]()
Bull****, probably. You're secretly wishing you saw that before her...
'Diva...re: rep, yes I know. I probably should have added a "" to the post.
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Exactly. I've already got someone working on a teleporter for me. If only they were actually working on it and not just telling me they are.
The verdict is in: I am ready for some football.