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TRP: Blizzards, Bacon, and Beer

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JF_Gophers said:
Half naked women never appear at my door asking for band-aids. :(
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It probably has something to do with those "public meetings" they hold every time you move in to a neighborhood.

We'll just have to call you "L-3" from now on.;)
 
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nmupiccdiva said:
Going back to the death by caffeine:
79.36 cups of coffee
189.58 cans of Diet Coke (if the artificial sweeteners don't get me first)
947.92 Hershey Bars
142.19 Midols (which is funny, 'cause after two I thought I was going to have a heart attack.)
106.64 cans of Red Bull
2132.81 Reese's Peanut Butter Cups

On that note, I'm resolving to cut back on caffeine this year. One cup in the morning and that's it.
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Keep telling yourself that as you're chugging your third cup of coffee before 8 AM...
 
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So, MNS is leaving, and he gets to the parking lot. A BMW is parked like this: \|

Close enough so MNS can't get into his car. :eek: We're being Richards and calling a tow truck. :D

Edit: the Bimmer's back bumper is less than an inch from MNS' back bumper.
 
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Update: called the police first (since we didn't know if MNS would have to pay for a tow, or the Bimmer's owner would have to pay), and they said to get the plate, and they are going to try to call the registered owner to move the car. This could be comedy gold. :D
 
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Update:

Cops told MNS to "try and manuever" his way out of the spot, which ain't happening. So they advised him to back out, and if he happens to hit the Bimmer, leave a note and call them right back.

This could be epic. :D
 
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Brenthoven said:
Update: called the police first (since we didn't know if MNS would have to pay for a tow, or the Bimmer's owner would have to pay), and they said to get the plate, and they are going to try to call the registered owner to move the car. This could be comedy gold. :D
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Brenthoven said:
Update:

Cops told MNS to "try and manuever" his way out of the spot, which ain't happening. So they advised him to back out, and if he happens to hit the Bimmer, leave a note and call them right back.

This could be epic. :D
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So the cops told you to basically get in an accident and then call them back? That's awesome. :D
 
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crazypotatoes said:
So the cops told you to basically get in an accident and then call them back? That's awesome. :D
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Yeah, pretty much. MNS is writing the letter now. He's being all professional to cover his arse, and he's taking pics for backup. This. Is. Awesome. (because it's not me). :D

We're still figure out how the BMW got in the space without hitting MNS' car, given the angle. :eek:
 
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Brenthoven said:
We're still figure out how the BMW got in the space without hitting MNS' car, given the angle. :eek:
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Is your parking lot icy/snow-covered at all? They may have tapped the gas and had their back end slide out. I've seen it happen a couple times in the Tech parking lots and it usually ends up with the cars at a similar angle.
 
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crazypotatoes said:
Is your parking lot icy/snow-covered at all? They may have tapped the gas and had their back end slide out. I've seen it happen a couple times in the Tech parking lots and it usually ends up with the cars at a similar angle.
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No. Not at this angle. This is something to behold.

MNS somehow backed out without hitting the car, but there may have some damage that happened wink wink. There was a note left by the owner, obviously after the cops called the owner, and the owner (Jose, btw) said he scraped MNS' car while he re-parked.

This makes my night, it's hilarious. :D
 
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Final update for tonight on the situation:

MNS ended up being a nice guy, and is gonna call the guy tomorrow, and basically say, "Yeah, you scraped my car (which he did, apparently), but it's minor enough, give me $100 to cover the paint/etc needed to fix it, and we'll call it even."

We'll see what happens.
 
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crazypotatoes said:
Is your parking lot icy/snow-covered at all? They may have tapped the gas and had their back end slide out. I've seen it happen a couple times in the Tech parking lots and it usually ends up with the cars at a similar angle.
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Very icy and snow covered. The UP is flatter then his parking lot. As far as I know the note had been there all along, FTR. It was written on white paper, there's hardly any lighting and I have a bunch of ice built up by my wipers. I almost didn't see it when I did. There may be some paint on on his car, but nothing noticeable on mine. I'll look again in the morning just to be sure since the light sucked. After I had the note admitting guilt, I didn't take pictures, though I should have just to show the *'d up situation I was in. The note said that he was trying to back out, his car got stuck, and he hit mine while trying to get it unstuck. Even more surprising then me not hitting his car backing out was me twisting and turning to get into my driver's seat from the passenger side. I'm not a small guy, and not very flexible. How I managed that feat without pulling or dislocating something is nothing short of a miracle.

I know, I know, I'm too nice and should have keyed "**** off" into the side of his car...:o :p

Upon further review Rube...he may be the reason you had the K-9 Unit over there a while back. :D
 
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Brenthoven said:
I took another look at the car today from my bedroom window (better viewing angle).

How the * you got out is beyond me. The car is still there. Jose is probably still deep in his siesta.
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when will you *kers learn? Once you found out his name is Jose, you call INS! Have I taught you nothing? :D
 
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