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True, that is why he makes his wife puke after every meal. Twice after large holiday meals like on christmas day.
Being the brilliant businessman that he is, he's also developed a special kind of 'diet water', which is the only thing she's allowed to drink.
Pretty soon he's gonna quit his job, file the articles of incorporation, and go full time with that multibillion dollar product. In no time, every man in America will achieve his dream of marrying a woman who wears a size zero and has her ribs poking out.
Being the brilliant businessman that he is, he's also developed a special kind of 'diet water', which is the only thing she's allowed to drink.
Pretty soon he's gonna quit his job, file the articles of incorporation, and go full time with that multibillion dollar product. In no time, every man in America will achieve his dream of marrying a woman who wears a size zero and has her ribs poking out.
Neither does my cousin...she was worried that she was going to get fat because of how much she ate and she wouldn't be able to run on the treadmill today (other relatives are sleeping in the basement where the treadmill is).
Luckily, she's not the type to just not eat. Though I am laughing since she's going through withdrawls since she can't find her phone (she's 16).
Teenagers are really stupid.Neither does my cousin...she was worried that she was going to get fat because of how much she ate and she wouldn't be able to run on the treadmill today (other relatives are sleeping in the basement where the treadmill is).
Luckily, she's not the type to just not eat. Though I am laughing since she's going through withdrawls since she can't find her phone (she's 16).
My 3 best friends are teenagers. What does that make me?
Neither does my cousin...she was worried that she was going to get fat because of how much she ate and she wouldn't be able to run on the treadmill today (other relatives are sleeping in the basement where the treadmill is).
Luckily, she's not the type to just not eat. Though I am laughing since she's going through withdrawls since she can't find her phone (she's 16).
You are supposed to offer to trade in something that isn't enjoyable, or at the very least, entertaining
I'd take 10 D1 boards over having my own kids.
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You are supposed to offer to trade in something that isn't enjoyable, or at the very least, entertaining
Ten drives to Bemidji?
Best. Invention. Ever.
Bad news/good news...phone went thru the washing machine. After 3 years, nearly 4 it was finally time to say goodbye. I'm posting this on a Blackberry