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TRP: Betty Humpter
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nmupiccdiva
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Re: TRP: Betty Humpter
C'mon. Look at the damned thing. Nature had to give it something.
My buddy the Ohj, who works at the CO Springs zoo, apparently got these for an exhibit. I have no idea why these would be an attraction. I guess these animals are the only ones who have never been documented to get cancer.
Naked Mole Rats:
C'mon. Look at the damned thing. Nature had to give it something.
Re: TRP: Betty Humpter
Granted it's wiki, but he said this too (before I looked them up):
Naked mole rats appear to have a high resistance to cancer; cancer has never been observed in them. The mechanism that stunts cancer is a gene called p16, known as an "over-crowding" gene, which prevents the creation of new cells once a group of cells reaches a certain size. Most mammals, including naked mole rats, have a gene called p27 which does a similar task, but prevents cellular reproduction at a much later point than p16 does. The combination of p16 and p27 in naked mole rats creates a double-layered barrier that prevents the formation of cancer cells.[1
Granted it's wiki, but he said this too (before I looked them up):
Naked mole rats appear to have a high resistance to cancer; cancer has never been observed in them. The mechanism that stunts cancer is a gene called p16, known as an "over-crowding" gene, which prevents the creation of new cells once a group of cells reaches a certain size. Most mammals, including naked mole rats, have a gene called p27 which does a similar task, but prevents cellular reproduction at a much later point than p16 does. The combination of p16 and p27 in naked mole rats creates a double-layered barrier that prevents the formation of cancer cells.[1
dxmnkd316
Lucia Apologist
Re: TRP: Betty Humpter
OHHHHHH! Of course. Like SCSU finally winning a game this year. Everything makes more sense when you make a college hockey analogy.
OHHHHHH! Of course. Like SCSU finally winning a game this year. Everything makes more sense when you make a college hockey analogy.
nmupiccdiva
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dxmnkd316
Lucia Apologist
Re: TRP: Betty Humpter
maybe
Edit: NO NO NO! Now wait a minute. This is a thread has mentioned fisting for dollars, miley cyrus getting anally fisted by bret michaels and an animal that looks like it's God's joke (even the platypus is pointing and laughing). And we're concerned with an SCSU joke? hahahahahahaha Wow.
maybe
Edit: NO NO NO! Now wait a minute. This is a thread has mentioned fisting for dollars, miley cyrus getting anally fisted by bret michaels and an animal that looks like it's God's joke (even the platypus is pointing and laughing). And we're concerned with an SCSU joke? hahahahahahaha Wow.
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nmupiccdiva
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Beer Pong Horn
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Re: TRP: Betty Humpter
Are you sure that isn't a gerbil inside a prolapsed colon (to continue on the fisting theme)?
My buddy the Ohj, who works at the CO Springs zoo, apparently got these for an exhibit. I have no idea why these would be an attraction. I guess these animals are the only ones who have never been documented to get cancer.
Naked Mole Rats:
Are you sure that isn't a gerbil inside a prolapsed colon (to continue on the fisting theme)?
Re: TRP: Betty Humpter
I dunno. I just go by what my buddy tells me. He's been there a few years, and while having zero college education in zoology/etc, he's learned quite a bit about animals and such. He really loves working there and finding out about different species.
CC to BPH: he's the guy with the dog that I sent you a pic of.
I dunno. I just go by what my buddy tells me. He's been there a few years, and while having zero college education in zoology/etc, he's learned quite a bit about animals and such. He really loves working there and finding out about different species.
CC to BPH: he's the guy with the dog that I sent you a pic of.
nmupiccdiva
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Beer Pong Horn
soldier of fortune
Re: TRP: Betty Humpter
He's not from Wisconsin, is he?
I dunno. I just go by what my buddy tells me. He's been there a few years, and while having zero college education in zoology/etc, he's learned quite a bit about animals and such. He really loves working there and finding out about different species.
He's not from Wisconsin, is he?
Re: TRP: Betty Humpter
...please don't name the critter "Lemmiwinks?"
BPH: he is. And his fiancee.
...please don't name the critter "Lemmiwinks?"
BPH: he is. And his fiancee.
state of hockey
He fixes the cable?
Re: TRP: Betty Humpter
This thread is pretty amazing, really.
This thread is pretty amazing, really.
nmupiccdiva
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Re: TRP: Betty Humpter
That, too. However, I'm looking at that godforsaken thing, and BPH's description seems pretty damned close, meaning that those teeth have punctured through.
...please don't name the critter "Lemmiwinks?"
BPH: he is. And his fiancee.
That, too. However, I'm looking at that godforsaken thing, and BPH's description seems pretty damned close, meaning that those teeth have punctured through.
bigblue_dl
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Re: TRP: Betty Humpter
just think what that thing could do with those front teeth
just think what that thing could do with those front teeth
dxmnkd316
Lucia Apologist
Re: TRP: Betty Humpter
From what my buddy told me, and I'm butchering it, those two teeth are 25% of its total strength overall. Something like that.
dx: felching involves a straw, and the anus. I don't think I need to say more.
From what my buddy told me, and I'm butchering it, those two teeth are 25% of its total strength overall. Something like that.
dx: felching involves a straw, and the anus. I don't think I need to say more.
nmupiccdiva
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Beer Pong Horn
soldier of fortune
Re: TRP: Betty Humpter
Have a foreskin that's bothering you?
CC to bbdl, regarding rep: did you get her number for a couple <strike>years</strike> months from now?
Have a foreskin that's bothering you?
CC to bbdl, regarding rep: did you get her number for a couple <strike>years</strike> months from now?
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