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TRP: Betty Humpter

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Guess who gets to see a neurologist on Fri for a non-improving condition? THIS GUY! Woo hoo! And the appt is at 8am! Even better! :mad:
 
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state of hockey said:
Well that blows. Way to go all Joe Nathan on us.
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Don't say like that!!!! :eek: :mad:

It's just frustrating, as I still have all my strength/feeling/sensitivity in my ring/pinky fingers, but they just tingle a little. That's the only issue. It's more the future issues (if something is indeed wrong, which I think it is) they are concerned about. No pain, no uncomfortableness. The feeling is just off-kilter.
 
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... so this is what happens to a man that jerks off too much. Wow, I thought that repetitive motion syndrome was a hoax.

Brent, make them give you a bionic arm - something akin to what Bruce Campbell had in "Army of Darkness".
 
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That doesn't sound terribly fun. No pain is nice, but the tingles make it a little scary. Hope it's nothing big!
 
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Bakunin said:
... so this is what happens to a man that jerks off too much. Wow, I thought that repetitive motion syndrome was a hoax.

Brent, make them give you a bionic arm - something akin to what Bruce Campbell had in "Army of Darkness".
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Ok, I could deal with a bionic arm. If they say I will eventually lose the feeling/functionality in both fingers, I'm gonna see if I can just cut 'em off and get paid the insurance money. I think it's $5K per finger. :D

Edit: soh: this has been going on for about 10 days now.
 
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Brent, I vote you get a bionic arm a la Will Smith in I, Robot. Perks - flesh colored (though yours is a shade or two different from his) and a contract with Converse. :p
 
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Brenthoven said:
Ok, I could deal with a bionic arm. If they say I will eventually lose the feeling/functionality in both fingers, I'm gonna see if I can just cut 'em off and get paid the insurance money. I think it's $5K per finger. :D
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You can also tell people that you were Yakuza and left. Twice.
 
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Just got this text from my buddy The Ohj:

Is it possible to tell a woman that her cu* smells like a baby's coffin and still be friends?



:D
 
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Bakunin said:
... so this is what happens to a man that jerks off too much. Wow, I thought that repetitive motion syndrome was a hoax.

Brent, make them give you a bionic arm - something akin to what Bruce Campbell had in "Army of Darkness".
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Well Hello Mr. Fancypants. :D
 
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Beer Pong Horn said:
What, do you think his bionic arm will include a vibrator?
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No, just a boomstick. :p

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Beer Pong Horn said:
What, do you think his bionic arm will include a vibrator?
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No... it will include a shake weight:

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* work. Actually, to be specific * DHead Boss. :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Ok, due to my limitations (doc's orders) on my arm, I can only do so much at work. Today we get our butts kicked, and at about 5ish my back starts acting up (I'm guessing due to the right side of my upper body doing all the lifting/etc). Now, when my back acts up, it's only a matter of time before I have to sit down/lay down or my back will kick me in the face and make me sit/lay down.

I gut it out, stay 1/2 hour late. I then notify DHead Boss that I was leaving, and the reasons why. He actually had the balls to say, "You should have told me you couldn't stay until the end.":eek: :eek:

Yeah, okay you fat *, I can predict the future, and let you know when crap like this happens. How about you work a little harder and lose that gut of yours. Better yet, maybe the fat will come out of your head and you can not be such a totally worthless dooshbad piece of monkey * Textbook 101 Boss. You *ing beechrag.

I came *that* close to just saying, "Your welcome for me staying later than normal. It was no problem at all," but I don't really want to go down THAT road. Yet.
 
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