TRP: Alcohol-Induced Impotence

[MinnesotaNorthStar]

But its so awkward to kick her out in the morning when its her bed.

Yeah, but this way you don't have to wake her up at all...

 

[bigblue_dl]

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Yeah, but this way you don't have to wake her up at all...

But they never give as good of morning bj's when they're sleeping, its usually best to wake them up first.

 

[The Rube]

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And * the South:

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[state of hockey]

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Anyone remember the Sneaker Pimps? For some reason, I have TWO of their songs stuck in my head. I hadn't heard anything of theirs in at least ten years.

I looked up the songs I have stuck in my head on YouTube to listen them through. Sometimes it helps get rid of the earworm, sometimes it makes it worse. I am pretty sure the latter has happened. Balls.

 

[The Rube]

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So, our system at work crashed today. For the last 5 hours of the day. Tomorrow we all get to go in an hour early, and hope to cram over 1.5 days of work into a day. While missing a couple key people due to vacations and such. Wonderful.

 

[collegehcky2]

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Tomorrow I need to go to my property management company and try to get out of my lease 3 months early. Should be interesting. Anyone have any tips on helping my effort?

 

[The Rube]

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Tomorrow I need to go to my property management company and try to get out of my lease 3 months early. Should be interesting. Anyone have any tips on helping my effort?

If it's a rental (like an apt), kiss your deposit goodbye, and probably at least a month's rent. I had to break a lease yearrrrrrs ago, kind of out of my control, and that's what happened.

 

[bigblue_dl]

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Tomorrow I need to go to my property management company and try to get out of my lease 3 months early. Should be interesting. Anyone have any tips on helping my effort?

Tell them that you don't think it is good for your health to live in an apartment that has been used to cook meth for the last 4 months.

 

[JF_Gophers]

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Tell them that you don't think it is good for your health to live in an apartment that has been used to cook meth for the last 4 months.

As long as he doesn't mention he was the one cooking it.

 

[collegehcky2]

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If it's a rental (like an apt), kiss your deposit goodbye, and probably at least a month's rent. I had to break a lease yearrrrrrs ago, kind of out of my control, and that's what happened.

I figured my deposit is probably gone, but for as ****ty as they've been fixing stuff (documented down to the time of my service requests) plus I'm giving them a month's notice, I hope they're a little open to letting me out.

 

[Biddco]

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So, our system at work crashed today. For the last 5 hours of the day. Tomorrow we all get to go in an hour early, and hope to cram over 1.5 days of work into a day. While missing a couple key people due to vacations and such. Wonderful.

Do you ever have a good day of work? or do we just hear about the bad days?

 

[bigblue_dl]

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Do you ever have a good day of work? or do we just hear about the bad days?

I had a good day of work today...and it really didn't have anything to do with work.

 

[The Rube]

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Do you ever have a good day of work? or do we just hear about the bad days?

I have great days at work. But why vent about those?

In fact, Monday was great, and yesterday wasn't bad at all, minus a half-hour stretch.

 

[Biddco]

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I had a good day of work today...and it really didn't have anything to do with work.

Oh? Did you see a hill today?

I have great days at work. But why vent about those?

In fact, Monday and Tuesday were great days at work, and yesterday wasn't bad at all, minus a half-hour stretch.

but of course. Seems like crappy days are once a week.

 

[bigblue_dl]

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Oh? Did you see a hill today?

2!

 

[The Rube]

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2!

Those weren't hills. Those were dikes to stop the flooding waters.

 

[Bakunin]

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Seems like crappy days are once a week.

A crappy day is spending an hour opening biohazard envelopes with cards inside that have **** smeared on them and then adding drops of developer to them to see if the **** has any blood in it (a blue color develops within a few seconds if it's a positive test result).

 

[Biddco]

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A crappy day is spending an hour opening biohazard envelopes with cards inside that have **** smeared on them and then adding drops of developer to them to see if the **** has any blood in it (a blue color develops within a few seconds if it's a positive test result).

So every day?

Those weren't hills. Those were dikes to stop the flooding waters.

2!

Brent is right!

 

[goldy_331]

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2!

Both on the same girl?

 

[bigblue_dl]

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Both on the same girl?

Finally someone figures it out. Goldy, you are a wise man.