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TRP: Alcohol-Induced Impotence

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jmh said:
In fairness, I'm now on antibiotics for an upper respiratory infection that had me pretty out of sorts over the weekend.
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You know alcohol kills germs, right? :p

Seriously, every time I turned around, she had two drinks in hand.
 
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Just remembered I can deduct student loan interest and saved myself like $400.

Yes, I can deduct student loan interest. Did I mention my job sucks?
 
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jmh said:
Just remembered I can deduct student loan interest and saved myself like $400.

Yes, I can deduct student loan interest. Did I mention my job sucks?
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At least you're not taking out more student loans to start at the bottom of your field, while still paying off loans for the degree (in a worthless field) that you got the first time around.
 
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So I have a (second) date tomorrow night with a girl who likes hockey and I picked a place that doesn't have TVs to watch the Rangers game. Explain why I'm so stupid?
 
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jmh said:
So I have a (second) date tomorrow night with a girl who likes hockey and I picked a place that doesn't have TVs to watch the Rangers game. Explain why I'm so stupid?
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There are restaurants without TVs?
 
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jmh said:
So I have a (second) date tomorrow night with a girl who likes hockey and I picked a place that doesn't have TVs to watch the Rangers game. Explain why I'm so stupid?
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You're a *Rangers fan.
 
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jmh said:
So I have a (second) date tomorrow night with a girl who likes hockey and I picked a place that doesn't have TVs to watch the Rangers game. Explain why I'm so stupid?
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Big mistake. Huge. [/Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman]
 
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Bakunin said:
Solution: eat quickly and invite her back to your place to watch the game.
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That was actually my plan - have the DVR set to record it too. Couldn't exactly tell her that in advance though.
 
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This is a real professional hockey team in Germany:

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Between this and David Hasselhoff, never again let it be said that Germans lack a sense of humor.
 
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Got me a hypno-chicken bequeathed to me at work by someone who quit. Jealous much?
 
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