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TRP: Alcohol-Induced Impotence

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I still think we should upgrade beer darts.

heineken-5l-draughtkeg.jpg
+
lawndarts.jpg
= WIN!!!

I call it "Lawn Beer Darts" (C)
 
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melmac said:
If you need to, because of your training and whatnot, you can get yourself a designated drinker or just use pop.
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I've relaxed this somewhat, once I found out my mom and sister were no longer really joining me on this. No SENANICANS, but a beer or two is OK. Therefore, I will be playing beer darts with a beer.
But thanks!

dxmnkd316 said:
I still think we should upgrade beer darts.

heineken-5l-draughtkeg.jpg
+
lawndarts.jpg
= WIN!!!

I call it "Lawn Beer Darts" (C)
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And... how exactly is this a good idea?
 
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melmac said:
You're way behind the curve on this one, skippy. It's been thought of already.
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And analyzed, and sort of tested (seeing what kind of force a Jart, the good ol' fashioned lead-tipped kind, can have while being thrown 50-60 feet). Some friends and I, instead of playing the game 15 feet apart, decided to make a bigger playing field. We deduced that the walls of the mini-keg were too thick.
 
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Let's not forget that if you manage to hit the keg and it doesn't explode, you now have to chug a keg to the hole you made.
 
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state of hockey said:
Let's not forget that if you manage to hit the keg and it doesn't explode, you now have to chug a keg to the hole you made.
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A bunch of drunks trying to aim a ballista? I'd be happy putting the projectile within about 200 ft of the keg :D :D :D

This is my kind of drinking game.
 
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dxmnkd316 said:
A bunch of drunks trying to aim a ballista? I'd be happy putting the projectile within about 200 ft of the keg :D :D :D

This is my kind of drinking game.
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Mine too.

You wouldn't really have to drink anything if it hit, the keg would be destroyed and the beer would be long gone by the time you got to it. Sorry, I'm not sitting downrange of a ballista with a keg between my legs.
 
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Team Braemar took home the bronze medal for Jr. World Challenge in synchronized skating. A scene from Slap Shot comes to mind.
 
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The good: my apt complex is going to start fixing all the water damage in the apts from all the snow/ice, starting tomorrow.

The bad: that means I have to move my tv/stand, table stereo/cabinet it sits on, and probably shift my furniture so they have a decent path to get through with their tools and stuff. PITA. Probably should cover all the stuff tonight with a bedsheet, to protect it from dust/etc.
 
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Brent: did you by any chance see the professionally done pics the Prism posted on facebook today? How does something have seven kids and still have an *** like that? Its a miracle of some kind.
 
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