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these are possibly the 5 best sentences you'll ever read

mookie1995

there's a good buck in that racket.
These are possibly the 5 best sentences you'll ever read:
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the
wealthy out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must
work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government
does not first take from somebody else.
4. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work
because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other
half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is
going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of
the end of any nation.
5. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.

_____

Political Science 101

A Short Spelling Lesson

The last four letters in American........I Can
The last four letters in Republican......I Can
The last four letters in Democrats.....Rats

End of Lesson
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The skunk has replaced the Eagle as the new symbol for the President.

It is half black, half white, and everything it does stinks.
 
Re: these are possibly the 5 best sentences you'll ever read

What if Ronny Reagan and Spambot had a baby?
 
Re: these are possibly the 5 best sentences you'll ever read

Why did you feel the need to bump this one back up??
 
Re: these are possibly the 5 best sentences you'll ever read

Five better sentences for Jon:
1. US Navy is building their own Roboshark.
2. Please welcome your defending national champion Providence college Friars!
3. UnhCat07 and Hokeydad to collaborate on Area Clown Desevrings Website.
4. BBC announces they were "just kidding" about all those old Dr. Who episodes from the 60's they claimed to have deleted.
5. Monkey/Honeybadger hybrid approved as a pet.
 
Re: these are possibly the 5 best sentences you'll ever read

Five better sentences for Jon:
1. US Navy is building their own Roboshark.
2. Please welcome your defending national champion Providence college Friars!
3. UnhCat07 and Hokeydad to collaborate on Area Clown Desevrings Website.
4. BBC announces they were "just kidding" about all those old Dr. Who episodes from the 60's they claimed to have deleted.
5. Monkey/Honeybadger hybrid approved as a pet.
Well 4 of those have a chance in hell of happening. :D
 
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