mookie1995
there's a good buck in that racket.
i was bored before i even began
USCHO Fan Forum
This is a sample guest message. Register a free account today to become a member! Once signed in, you'll be able to participate on this site by adding your own topics and posts, as well as connect with other members through your own private inbox!
-
The USCHO Fan Forum has migrated to a new plaform, xenForo. Most of the function of the forum should work in familiar ways. Please note that you can switch between light and dark modes by clicking on the gear icon in the upper right of the main menu bar. We are hoping that this new platform will prove to be faster and more reliable. Please feel free to explore its features.
there are some bad, bad people on the right
- Thread starter mookie1995
- Start date
mookie1995
there's a good buck in that racket.
Re: there are some bad, bad people on the right
dreaded sunny day
dreaded sunny day
Kepler
Si certus es dubita
mookie1995
there's a good buck in that racket.
Re: there are some bad, bad people on the right
no one talks about castration.
no one talks about castration.
The Sicatoka
Kicizapi Cetan
Re: there are some bad, bad people on the right
So, I got the "Weir Euro millions" scam email, and, well, I couldn't stop myself. I know it's wrong; but, I sent them a name and address ... and number ...
Jenny Ghenney
2 Cannigh Turn
Toyougive, ME
867-5309
But I don't even live in ME ....
So, I got the "Weir Euro millions" scam email, and, well, I couldn't stop myself. I know it's wrong; but, I sent them a name and address ... and number ...
Jenny Ghenney
2 Cannigh Turn
Toyougive, ME
867-5309
But I don't even live in ME ....
The Sicatoka
Kicizapi Cetan
Re: there are some bad, bad people on the right
I think the next level (to screw with scammers) will be that they need to deliver the money in person because I have no bank accounts so they'll need to come to my front door. But I need a way to be sure it's them to deliver the promised Weir Euro millions money they're giving me.
So I'm going to tell them to come to my front door with ketchup stains on the front of their shirt, wearing a goalie mask, and carrying a 12" butcher knife in their right hand.
Too subtle?
I think the next level (to screw with scammers) will be that they need to deliver the money in person because I have no bank accounts so they'll need to come to my front door. But I need a way to be sure it's them to deliver the promised Weir Euro millions money they're giving me.
So I'm going to tell them to come to my front door with ketchup stains on the front of their shirt, wearing a goalie mask, and carrying a 12" butcher knife in their right hand.
Too subtle?
mookie1995
there's a good buck in that racket.
Re: there are some bad, bad people on the right
life is very long when you're lonely
life is very long when you're lonely
Russell Jaslow
Registered User
Reminds me of a great story.
One time, I was driving on the Long Island Expressway way out on the eastern end, heading east.
It was a Saturday morning, but there was a massive crash which had traffic at a standstill. There was an exit coming up (in fact, the exit I was going to take), but not right away.
There were a slew of cars driving down the shoulder of the road to bail at that exit. By the time I inched my way to the exit ramp (properly in the right lane), there were three cop cars also on the shoulder. The cops were walking down the shoulder handing out tickets to everyone who drove down the shoulder...
St. Clown
Liberal Rebel Scum, apparently
Re: there are some bad, bad people on the right
I was on a commuter bus one morning. In MN, the commuter buses can use the shoulders along certain stretches of highways around Mpls and St. Paul. Well, we were using one of those shoulders when a guy driving a work truck (plumber, handyman, etc.) got irritated with the traffic jam, darted onto the shoulder and timed it perfectly to meet with the front corner of the bus. Good times.
I was on a commuter bus one morning. In MN, the commuter buses can use the shoulders along certain stretches of highways around Mpls and St. Paul. Well, we were using one of those shoulders when a guy driving a work truck (plumber, handyman, etc.) got irritated with the traffic jam, darted onto the shoulder and timed it perfectly to meet with the front corner of the bus. Good times.
Kepler
Si certus es dubita
Re: there are some bad, bad people on the right
This was a common enough strategy on the Distressway my HS driver's ed teacher had a story about it from the 70s.
But the show stopper on the LIE was always the jackknife. Once per summer the Post or the News would have a gorgeous picture of a jack-knifed tractor trailer backing up the LIE for twenty miles. Every kid on the island knew exactly where it was worth it to dart on and off the service roads to pick up one or two exits of sweet open field running.
This was a common enough strategy on the Distressway my HS driver's ed teacher had a story about it from the 70s.
But the show stopper on the LIE was always the jackknife. Once per summer the Post or the News would have a gorgeous picture of a jack-knifed tractor trailer backing up the LIE for twenty miles. Every kid on the island knew exactly where it was worth it to dart on and off the service roads to pick up one or two exits of sweet open field running.
Kepler
Si certus es dubita
Re: there are some bad, bad people on the right
Did they make all the passengers give statements? I was on a Trailways to Ithaca in 82 and just north of some sh-thole like Yonkers our driver cut off a truck that kept on coming. The driver handed out waivers for all the passengers to sign (we didn't) and then when the cops showed they handed down accident reports for every one of us to write up (we did, in detail).
The best thing about that accident was the trucker didn't speak English and our driver didn't speak much, but they both spoke some Central Asian dialect that sounded like cats spitting and they screamed at each other almost non-stop until the cops showed, after which they didn't say a word.
Did they make all the passengers give statements? I was on a Trailways to Ithaca in 82 and just north of some sh-thole like Yonkers our driver cut off a truck that kept on coming. The driver handed out waivers for all the passengers to sign (we didn't) and then when the cops showed they handed down accident reports for every one of us to write up (we did, in detail).
The best thing about that accident was the trucker didn't speak English and our driver didn't speak much, but they both spoke some Central Asian dialect that sounded like cats spitting and they screamed at each other almost non-stop until the cops showed, after which they didn't say a word.
ScoobyDoo
NPC
Re: there are some bad, bad people on the right
He didn't look. When changing lanes you always need to look.
He didn't look. When changing lanes you always need to look.
St. Clown
Liberal Rebel Scum, apparently
Re: there are some bad, bad people on the right
Waivers were not handed out, but accident reports were given to us by bus driver. She had to, in turn, give them over to the state trooper who arrived. The replacement bus arrived before the trooper did, so I didn't witness the whole process to its conclusion. I just happened to be sitting in the front seat that morning with my book forgotten at home, so I actually had useful things to write that day.
Waivers were not handed out, but accident reports were given to us by bus driver. She had to, in turn, give them over to the state trooper who arrived. The replacement bus arrived before the trooper did, so I didn't witness the whole process to its conclusion. I just happened to be sitting in the front seat that morning with my book forgotten at home, so I actually had useful things to write that day.
Re: there are some bad, bad people on the right
Sorry. Probably didn't get the reference.
Sorry. Probably didn't get the reference.