The States: Where We Wish Texas Would Secede Already

[Kepler]

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Speaking of thinning the herd...

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">mph in a posted 70mph zone ������<br><br>62 miles OVER the posted speed limit ��<br><br>Locked in with front radar after numerous complaints on Interstate 39 northbound milepost 92. EXCELLENT job by 1-26!!<br><br>We will ALWAYS enforce FATAL-4 violations<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SlowDown?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#SlowDown</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SpeedKills?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#SpeedKills</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Fatal4?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Fatal4</a> <a href="https://t.co/50nQ0PvUyq">pic.twitter.com/50nQ0PvUyq</a></p>— ISPDistrictChicago (@ChicagoIsp) <a href="https://twitter.com/ChicagoIsp/status/1261001835629985792?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 14, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

I've always thought we should grade the interstates so these guys lift off and crash into the embankment about 20 feet up where they can't hurt anybody.

It would be a treat to see it from time to time. Kinda like a shooting star. And educational.

 

[dxmnkd316]

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Speaking of thinning the herd...

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">mph in a posted 70mph zone ������<br><br>62 miles OVER the posted speed limit ��<br><br>Locked in with front radar after numerous complaints on Interstate 39 northbound milepost 92. EXCELLENT job by 1-26!!<br><br>We will ALWAYS enforce FATAL-4 violations<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SlowDown?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#SlowDown</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SpeedKills?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#SpeedKills</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Fatal4?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Fatal4</a> <a href="https://t.co/50nQ0PvUyq">pic.twitter.com/50nQ0PvUyq</a></p>— ISPDistrictChicago (@ChicagoIsp) <a href="https://twitter.com/ChicagoIsp/status/1261001835629985792?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 14, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

132 through Chicagoland? Are they not pulling over the speeders anymore?

 

[MinnesotaNorthStar]

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132 through Chicagoland? Are they not pulling over the speeders anymore?

You say that like they did to begin with...

 

[RaceBoarder]

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132 through Chicagoland? Are they not pulling over the speeders anymore?

I-39 runs North/South through the center of the state between Rockford and Bloomington. It's all farm country.

 

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">We’re battling a virus and our president has officially taken the side of...the virus. <a href="https://t.co/BACtLtH1L7">pic.twitter.com/BACtLtH1L7</a></p>— Dave Holmes (@DaveHolmes) <a href="https://twitter.com/DaveHolmes/status/1261148946216349696?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 15, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

 

[rufus]

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Looking forward to reading Rogan's obituary in a month or so. Hope his family tweets that one out too.

 

[French Rage]

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https://www.spokesman.com/stories/2020/may/14/shea-fined-4700-for-oil-poured-on-capitol-steps-in/

OLYMPIA – Spokane Valley Rep. Matt Shea is being billed $4,700 for the cleanup of olive oil he poured on the steps of the domed Legislative Building in early March, part of a Christian group’s response to an earlier demonstration by Satanists who had marched around the building.

The oil was poured onto porous stones that form the steps and sidewalk around the domed structure that houses the Legislature and top executive offices, making it difficult to remove, according to the Department of Enterprise Services, which manages the Capitol grounds and buildings.

 

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

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This is a thing in Wisconsin?

https://bringmethenews.com/minnesot...led-when-damaged-bus-rolls-on-him-at-speedway

 

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

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Put them all in jail for a few decades

“ A 32-year-old Michigan man is facing 20 years in prison he allegedly made "credible" threats to kill Democratic Gov. Gretchen Whitmer, who has been facing waves of death threats for her stay-at-home order.

"We understand that these times can be stressful and upsetting for many people," the prosecutor said. "But we will not and cannot tolerate threats like these against any public official who are carrying out their duties as efficiently as they can."

 

[The Rube]

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This is a thing in Wisconsin?

https://bringmethenews.com/minnesot...led-when-damaged-bus-rolls-on-him-at-speedway

They might have something like that at a few racetracks around the country. There was a racetrack in Shakopee (now closed) that used to have odd races for gits and shiggles.

 

[Kepler]

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This is a thing in Wisconsin?

https://bringmethenews.com/minnesot...led-when-damaged-bus-rolls-on-him-at-speedway

TBH I think it's pretty common. I'm well acquainted with bus races in upstate NY and I don't exactly have the common touch.

There's a gazillion old buses out there, it makes perfect sense.

 

[Jimjamesak]

TBH I think it's pretty common. I'm well acquainted with bus races in upstate NY and I don't exactly have the common touch.

There's a gazillion old buses out there, it makes perfect sense.

Yeah it’s fairly common, I think they have it on one of the racing sims even.

 

[FadeToBlack&Gold]

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Put them all in jail for a few decades

“ A 32-year-old Michigan man is facing 20 years in prison he allegedly made "credible" threats to kill Democratic Gov. Gretchen Whitmer, who has been facing waves of death threats for her stay-at-home order.

"We understand that these times can be stressful and upsetting for many people," the prosecutor said. "But we will not and cannot tolerate threats like these against any public official who are carrying out their duties as efficiently as they can."

I want the book thrown at these nutballs.

 

[Handyman]

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I want the book thrown at these nutballs.

They would actually have to kill her for that to happen. My guess is some Dershowitz wannabe will represent them, claim "Freedom of Speech" and they get a sweetheart plea deal or some lesser charge.

 

[The Rube]

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They would actually have to kill her for that to happen. My guess is some Dershowitz wannabe will represent them, claim "Freedom of Speech" and they get a sweetheart plea deal or some lesser charge.

Lesser charge, most likely. "Failure to have the means to carry out the threat" or something.

 

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

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*** is a faith based hair salon? And why now when you’re moronic SC overturned the order

https://thehill.com/homenews/state-...s-coronavirus-shutdown-order-violates-freedom

 

[MinnesotaNorthStar]

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*** is a faith based hair salon? And why now when you’re moronic SC overturned the order

https://thehill.com/homenews/state-...s-coronavirus-shutdown-order-violates-freedom

It's in the rarely read book of Paul (Mitchell):

"On the 17th day, God created hair salons. For it shall be inconceivable that one should go without color, perms, or a weave."

 

[Handyman]

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This rally in Illinois is going well. They are labelling the Democrats as "Domestic Enemies" and the Senate candidate running against Durbin is asking the crowd to go with him to Durbins home.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Miller claims there won’t be a <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/COVID19?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#COVID19</a> breakout when everyone goes home today. He says the experts must use common core math for their projections. “What they have been feeding you is absolutely political bull****.” The crowd cheers. I don’t think <a href="https://twitter.com/IDPH?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@IDPH</a> experts would agree.</p>— Mike Miletich (@MikeMiletichTV) <a href="https://twitter.com/MikeMiletichTV/status/1261721388160823296?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 16, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">U.S. Senate candidate Mark Curran says he doesn’t fear death. He just invited the crowd to go to <a href="https://twitter.com/SenatorDurbin?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@SenatorDurbin</a>’s Springfield home with him. Curran is running against Durbin. <a href="https://t.co/qwTKhw9Jxx">pic.twitter.com/qwTKhw9Jxx</a></p>— Mike Miletich (@MikeMiletichTV) <a href="https://twitter.com/MikeMiletichTV/status/1261726170325946370?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 16, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Seriously...even Jonah on Veep wasnt this big of a moron. I would use the image I like to use but I feel it actually insults JONAH

 

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

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I’m more afraid of republicans than I am of covid

 

[MinnesotaNorthStar]

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This rally in Illinois is going well. They are labelling the Democrats as "Domestic Enemies" and the Senate candidate running against Durbin is asking the crowd to go with him to Durbins home.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Miller claims there won’t be a <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/COVID19?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#COVID19</a> breakout when everyone goes home today. He says the experts must use common core math for their projections. “What they have been feeding you is absolutely political bull****.” The crowd cheers. I don’t think <a href="https://twitter.com/IDPH?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@IDPH</a> experts would agree.</p>— Mike Miletich (@MikeMiletichTV) <a href="https://twitter.com/MikeMiletichTV/status/1261721388160823296?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 16, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">U.S. Senate candidate Mark Curran says he doesn’t fear death. He just invited the crowd to go to <a href="https://twitter.com/SenatorDurbin?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@SenatorDurbin</a>’s Springfield home with him. Curran is running against Durbin. <a href="https://t.co/qwTKhw9Jxx">pic.twitter.com/qwTKhw9Jxx</a></p>— Mike Miletich (@MikeMiletichTV) <a href="https://twitter.com/MikeMiletichTV/status/1261726170325946370?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 16, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Seriously...even Jonah on Veep wasnt this big of a moron. I would use the image I like to use but I feel it actually insults JONAH

At least Jonah was funny...

(I really need to start watching that show again...)