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I have had cookies and milk at The Fair...its not some phucking transcendent experience. And I stopped drinking milk in my twenties because it tastes like crap and humans were never meant to drink it into adulthood.
I never said it was the greatest - just that it's a fun experience. ffs the fair happens once a year and I haven't been in probably 20. I was reminiscing about a bit of nostalgia. I would have left it at that if you didn't find it necessary to just shit on it and now with the chef's kiss of thumb-nosing you're also too much of an adult for milk. Fucking

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