Kepler
Si certus es dubita
Boston is one of maybe 3 cities where I historically find it extra hard not to get unprofessionally drunk when I visit. It's not the local yokels for me, it's something more to do with the history and having so many old bars - how the revolution got planned and financed by guys like Hancock, etc. Now, tell me male privilege ain't a thing.
Houghton is obviously another.
Buffalo. Syracuse. Really, anywhere in Upstate New York. Like how Kurt Russell drinks all the way through "The Thing."
It would be rude to act otherwise.