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The Movie Thread: New, Rented, Whatever....I don't care

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Can apes even use guns?
 
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rufus said:
They have opposable thumbs.
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If you're using your thumb to shoot a gun, you're doing it wrong :p

One would expect the recoil from firing an assault rifle would be more than most apes could handle...especially if they were riding a horse (which would also be rather difficult for an ape to do).
 
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They are walking, talking apes...you are worried about the gun recoil?
 
Priceless said:
If you're using your thumb to shoot a gun, you're doing it wrong :p

One would expect the recoil from firing an assault rifle would be more than most apes could handle...especially if they were riding a horse (which would also be rather difficult for an ape to do).
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It's called "evolution" ;)
 
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Handyman said:
They are walking, talking apes...you are worried about the gun recoil?
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Hey, they "explained" how apes got smart...it doesn't follow that apes can shoot assault weapons while balancing on horses. :p
 
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An ape that doesn't know how to shoot a semi-automatic rifle while riding a horse is not an ape I want on my TV screen.
 
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Priceless said:
Hey, they "explained" how apes got smart...it doesn't follow that apes can shoot assault weapons while balancing on horses. :p
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The Indians, err, excuse me, the Native Americans, could shoot a bow and arrow while balancing on horses, pulling the trigger on an assault weapon has to be easier than that.
 
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rufus said:
The Indians, err, excuse me, the Native Americans, could shoot a bow and arrow while balancing on horses, pulling the trigger on an assault weapon has to be easier than that.
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Pulling the trigger is the easy part. It's the recoil...

Anyway, it was a joke and we've spent far too long discussing it. Consider the matter closed :p
 
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Don't they dampen the recoil on those things?
 
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Come on guys, we're taking about a movie where James Franco has a doctorate in a field that isn't "Overcoming Dumbface". Let's not pick nits.
 
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FreshFish said:
I've read that picking nits is an integral part of social life for apes. Not only do they remove parasites from each other's fur that way, it also serves as a form of social bonding to give the tribe more cohesion.
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Good source of protein, too.
 
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