The "I Can't Believe There's No Abortion Thread" Part Deux: Electric Boogaloo

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

Fine, mandatory third trimester abortions for all.

All babies fathered by ted Cruz too

 

[dxmnkd316]

All babies fathered by ted Cruz too

Jesus fuck you're sick

 

[Scarlet]

Women just have to get used to the idea that their only purpose on earth is to give birth. That's it. Full stop.

Even if it kills them.

 

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

Jesus fuck you're sick

I’m just so fucking angry

 

[Kepler]

Do the dishes too.

[COLOR=#2980b9]class [/COLOR]woman(Object):
    [COLOR=#2980b9]def [/COLOR]getFood(man):
        [COLOR=#2980b9]return [/COLOR]man.sammich

 

[ScoobyDoo]

I’m just so fucking angry

The country is gone. You have to live in a normal state now to have rights. The Taliban section of the country is unlivable for free people.

 

[dxmnkd316]

I’m just so fucking angry

I know. I was trying to make a dry joke. FWIW, I'm sorry men create such a shit world for women.

 

[Kepler]

The country is gone. You have to live in a normal state now to have rights. The Taliban section of the country is unlivable for free people.

Every day I am more convinced we have to India/Bangladesh this b-tch and have mass migrations of red minorities in blue states to red states and vice versa.

Uniting the civilized and uncivilized portions of this country has been a bad idea since 1776.

 

[ScoobyDoo]

Every day I am more convinced we have to India/Bangladesh this b-tch and have mass migrations of red minorities in blue states to red states and vice versa.

Uniting the civilized and uncivilized portions of this country has been a bad idea since 1776.

Sure, if you want the second Civil War. We're already close to that. Just watching the idiots blame Biden for Putin's BS and the current gas prices confirms we have no hope for anything. You cannot combat the stupidity with the truth. Walter Cronkite is dead.

 

[Kepler]

Sure, if you want the second Civil War.

Have you seen how the Russians performed?

If that's the fascist ubermensch, whatevs. It won't go nuclear at least.

Kick them to the curb.

Auction them to Xi, Putin, Bolsanaro, and Modi -- proceeds go to pay off the debt.

 

[ScoobyDoo]

Have you seen how the Russians performed?

If that's the fascist ubermensch, whatevs. It won't go nuclear at least.

Kick them to the curb.

Auction them to Xi, Putin, Bolsanaro, and Modi -- proceeds go to pay off the debt.

It ain't over yet. And look at all the carnage, destruction, and displacement of people they caused. It's not an ideal situation.

 

[Kepler]

It ain't over yet. And look at all the carnage, destruction, and displacement of people they caused. It's not an ideal situation.

True.

Then again, we could save ourselves the slow hundred-years civil war they have been fighting. With untold millions of deaths and the immiseration of our country due to their defective brains.

Kick them out. Take the five year hit. 10% chance nobody will be alive on the planet by then anyway so let's just fast forward our evolution a little.

 

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

Texas lawmaker now introducing bill to allow women to be killed via death penalty for having abortion even prior to six week mark.

hope all the people at SXSW are enjoying themselves

 

[Kepler]

Texas lawmaker now introducing bill to allow women to be killed via death penalty for having abortion even prior to six week mark.

 

[St. Clown]

Do the dishes too.

You missed a spot on the toilet, Dear,
Dis you ‘member to pick up muh beer?

Cook, clean, wash muh blue jeans,
Shake a leg, tap another keg.

Hey, is muh lunch all packed?
Man, them Baywatch girls can act.

/any gal of mine.

Back in ‘94(?), a local country station put out that parody song to Shania Twain’s Any Man of Mine. Disclaimer: 17yo me thought it was hilarious.

 

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

Real life story of what Texas law is doing to doctors and women.

i can’t say enough how much these people need to burn in hell.

https://www.npr.org/2022/02/28/1083536401/texas-abortion-law-6-months

 

[ScoobyDoo]

Real life story of what Texas law is doing to doctors and women.

i can’t say enough how much these people need to burn in hell.

https://www.npr.org/2022/02/28/1083536401/texas-abortion-law-6-months

Time for all good doctors to leave Texas and move to a state that doesn't have Taliban Law.

 

[aparch]

Texas lawmaker now introducing bill to allow women to be killed via death penalty for having abortion even prior to six week mark.

hope all the people at SXSW are enjoying themselves

I, uhh, thought, uhh, Republicans liked smaller government and less laws?

 

[Kepler]

I, uhh, thought, uhh, Republicans liked smaller government and less laws?

"Pro Life."

 

[Handyman]

Joecct loves that law and thinks that story is perfectly OK cause God or something...