The Countries: Forget it, Burkina Faso, Michigan is still the worst.

[ScoobyDoo]

We actually have a very important military base on Greenland. Based pretty much on NATO which is dogshit now because Trump and his minions do not care about NATO at all. I wonder what Europe is actually going to do once China and Russia decide to go for it.

 

[Handyman]

Huge problem democracy protests in Hungary and Serbia...

 

[Bronco]

Huge problem democracy protests in Hungary and Serbia...

Sounds like a nice new peacekeeping mission to me. Maybe Donnie and Vladdy finally team up together.

 

[rufus]

Did the Netherlands suddenly purchase Denmark?

Ahhh, all those northwestern European states look the same.

 

[Kepler]

Huge problem democracy protests in Hungary and Serbia...

Is Dump sending troops to put the protesters down?

1. https://www.nytimes.com/2025/03/15/world/europe/serbia-protest-president-vucic.html
2. https://www.rferl.org/a/hungary-magyar-orban-protests/33349014.html

Edit: Bronco beat me to it.

 

[Kepler]

Ahhh, all those northwestern European states look the same.

Prominent vein twitches on Bismarck's forehead.

 

[dxmnkd316]

The US is sending a missile destroyer to, I believe, the Gulf of Mexico to help with the southern border.

Not great.

https://www.northcom.mil/Newsroom/Press-Releases/Article/4121342/uss-gravely-deploys-to-us-northern-command-area-of-responsibility/

 

[FadeToBlack&Gold]

Huge problem democracy protests in Hungary and Serbia...

Send in the tanks!

 

[rufus]

The US is sending a missile destroyer to, I believe, the Gulf of Mexico to help with the southern border.

Not great.

https://www.northcom.mil/Newsroom/Press-Releases/Article/4121342/uss-gravely-deploys-to-us-northern-command-area-of-responsibility/

We gonna start lobbing missiles at the migrant caravans?

 

[dxmnkd316]

We gonna start lobbing missiles at the migrant caravans?

Not entirely sure. Guess it depends on where they park it

 

[Kepler]

The Darien Gap bankrupted Scotland. Let's see if it can go 2x2.

 

[aparch]

The US is sending a missile destroyer to, I believe, the Gulf of Mexico to help with the southern border.

Not great.

https://www.northcom.mil/Newsroom/Press-Releases/Article/4121342/uss-gravely-deploys-to-us-northern-command-area-of-responsibility/

Now, my Statics and Dynamics class was *mumbles* 20 years ago, but how is a ship in the Gulf of Mexico near South Padre Island going to help prevent border crossings at El Paso, Laredo, or McAllen, Texas? Even if they did pull a USS Wisconsin?

 

[dxmnkd316]

Now, my Statics and Dynamics class was *mumbles* 20 years ago, but how is a ship in the Gulf of Mexico near South Padre Island going to help prevent border crossings at El Paso, Laredo, or McAllen, Texas? Even if they did pull a USS Wisconsin?

I believe it's called a TLAM.

 

[Kepler]

Now, my Statics and Dynamics class was *mumbles* 20 years ago, but how is a ship in the Gulf of Mexico near South Padre Island going to help prevent border crossings at El Paso, Laredo, or McAllen, Texas? Even if they did pull a USS Wisconsin?

Saturation bombing?