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The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread
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Slap Shot
I got nothing
Well, there you go again.
Kepler
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Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread
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Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread
Two words: fake news. Those red numbers are fake news.
Blue? Who over there is sober enough to test the other guy?
Two words: fake news. Those red numbers are fake news.
Blue? Who over there is sober enough to test the other guy?
Kepler
Si certus es dubita
Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread
When I was researching I discovered Iowa makes fun of you both.
When I was researching I discovered Iowa makes fun of you both.
Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread
More divide et impera from the coasties.
More divide et impera from the coasties.
Kepler
Si certus es dubita
Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread
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Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread
I look at that and think "global warming" and hope the reds aren't supporting the GOPers just to flood you coastie libs out. Where would you go? You probably can't even drive on gravel.
I look at that and think "global warming" and hope the reds aren't supporting the GOPers just to flood you coastie libs out. Where would you go? You probably can't even drive on gravel.
Kepler
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Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread
We have the money to buy houses in Canada. The flyovers, on the other hand, will be dead, because global warming will turn that entire red circle into a desert.
We have the money to buy houses in Canada. The flyovers, on the other hand, will be dead, because global warming will turn that entire red circle into a desert.
North Dakota may disagree.
Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread
Vancouver will be under water too. Saskatoon is nice.
Vancouver will be under water too. Saskatoon is nice.
Kepler
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Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread
Labrador will be the new Riviera.
Labrador will be the new Riviera.
Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread
It will be about 40 years too late for you and Mr. Speedo, Kep.
It will be about 40 years too late for you and Mr. Speedo, Kep.
Kepler
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Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread
My great-grandson is going to be very happy.
My great-grandson is going to be very happy.
Your great grandson is going to feel like a sardine. Once that population geometric progression really kicks in by the end of the century he’s going to curse his great grandpappy for not staking out some turf in that big red circle.
Kepler
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Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread
Blues use birth control. Reds will have whatever family size their Bedouin lifestyle can support.
The future is blue Swiss and red Palestinians. I assume the latter will use the same asymmetrical terrorism to try to steal what they are too inept to produce for themselves. Eventually the former will tire of it, and that, as they say, will be that.
Blues use birth control. Reds will have whatever family size their Bedouin lifestyle can support.
The future is blue Swiss and red Palestinians. I assume the latter will use the same asymmetrical terrorism to try to steal what they are too inept to produce for themselves. Eventually the former will tire of it, and that, as they say, will be that.
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Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread
Even if all this you talk about comes true--and I'm not saying it will--you can't go claiming Canadian hockey. You gotta keep your sorry azz east coast college hockey, even if you get the occasional good Canuck to play there.
You go ahead and keep your Riviera and give the Red Horde our desert, but we keep college hockey where it is.
Even if all this you talk about comes true--and I'm not saying it will--you can't go claiming Canadian hockey. You gotta keep your sorry azz east coast college hockey, even if you get the occasional good Canuck to play there.
You go ahead and keep your Riviera and give the Red Horde our desert, but we keep college hockey where it is.
Kepler
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Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread
College hockey is blue.
You can have the NC$$, the AHL, and the B10.
College hockey is blue.
You can have the NC$$, the AHL, and the B10.