ticapnews
Never graduate.
Something seems to be enjoying its heavy-handed moderator *powers* a little bit too much, I'd say.
Here's an idea - why don't you take your super-duper powers out for a walk to visit with Coach, and ask him if he's bothered by any of this "fat chat"? He looks like a pretty tough-minded guy, and I can't imagine he hasn't encountered this before, it doesn't bother him, and it goes with the territory. This bizarre desire to "protect" someone who doesn't need or want protection, I'm afraid, says a whole lot more about where you're coming from than it does about anyone else.
For someone who only wants hockey talk in the forum you seem awfully chatty about coach's weight. To paraphrase Herb Brooks: Worry about your own team. Plenty there to keep you busy.