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Singles Part 14: Come Get Some!

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I have a theory: SOH is so used to being rejected by attractive women that when one finally showed interest, he bricked. Clearly, the solution here is to tell that chick to gain 30 pounds. Then maybe she'll be more to his liking and in the safer middling range.
 
I have a theory: SOH is so used to being rejected by attractive women that when one finally showed interest, he bricked. Clearly, the solution here is to tell that chick to gain 30 pounds. Then maybe she'll be more to his liking and in the safer middling range.

Definitely not. Can't really fault your logic though.
 
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people who say bull**** like "just when you least expect it (or stop looking) you'll meet someone" should be stabbed in the eye with a fork.
 
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people who say bull**** like "just when you least expect it (or stop looking) you'll meet someone" should be stabbed in the eye with a fork.

*drunkenly, because all my friends are getting either married or pregnant* Huh?
 
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people who say bull**** like "just when you least expect it (or stop looking) you'll meet someone" should be stabbed in the eye with a fork.

Yeah, its a cliche saying that needs to be forgotten. However the caveat here is that when you stop actively pursuing women, but put yourself in advantageous situations, things seem to happen easier than before. Earlier this year I was struggling to get first dates with phone numbers I was getting, so I decided it wasn't worth the trouble and stopped caring as much, but still put in some effort. Now dates seem to be happening when I don't really care if they do or don't.
 
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A) Her parents said no, not on school nights. (obligatory shot)
B) I think it has something to do with starting hot chick threads at 2:00AM.

How many times do the authorities have to tell him to stay at least 100 yards away from the local daycare?

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With chronic mouthbreathers like Bakunin & St. Clown wandering around? I think not.
 
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With chronic mouthbreathers like Bakunin & St. Clown wandering around? I think not.
Are you really scared what some anonymous guy on the internet is going to say? I'm not gonna lie, that's more than a little sad.
 
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