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Show Yourselves, Part 4: Sucking up bandwidth with poor pictures of weird tattoos

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JF_Gophers said:
Yeah, but at least there you can tell your other buddies she was handling your balls all day.
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spoken like someone who has never had to golf with their wife on a consistent basis! ;) for that is something you would never, EVER admit to to anyone!!
 
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mookie1995 said:
spoken like someone who has never had to golf with their wife on a consistent basis! ;) for that is something you would never, EVER admit to to anyone!!
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I've never been dumb enough to get married. :p :D
 
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FadeToBlack&Gold said:
Says the guy with an Asian fetish. ;)
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so i speak from experience! (listen to me... learn from my errors.)

and speaking of, we got us a tall one at the new club... YAAAAAOOOOHHHHZA! (i think she likes me.. and yes, i am delusional and have fantasy issues. but in a good way:p )
 
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mookie1995 said:
so i speak from experience! (listen to me... learn from my errors.)

and speaking of, we got us a tall one at the new club... YAAAAAOOOOHHHHZA! (i think she likes me.. and yes, i am delusional and have fantasy issues. but in a good way:p )
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I remember one night when some friends and I were downtown MPLS, all of a sudden my friends ask me, "Brenthoven, check tha--" "Yep, saw her 5 minutes ago when she walked in. Radar." :D

Yes, I got her number. No, she had nothing going for her besides tallness (she was prob 6'1" in flats) and better than average looks. :(
 
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nmupiccdiva said:
I *king hate that term.

Believe it or not, I've actually dated a guy shorter than me. Twice, actually. :eek:
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I don't know how you do it (date them, I mean). Always dated taller guys - of course, at 5'...3"(ish), that isn't too difficult.
 
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JF_Gophers said:
Wait, you work with your wife? That must suck.
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It's not too bad. There are like 1k employees or something like that there, and we work in entirely different dept, so it's not like I see her all the time. Plus, she only works Mon-Wed, so I get Thurs/Fri "away" from her. ;)

Brenthoven said:
"Yeah, hi, my name is Brenthoven. This guy you work with, brianvf, told me via a college hockey message board that you are very attractive. He was right. So he sent me your FB profile, and told me to contact you. After FB Stalking you, I think we'd have fun if we hooked up sometime. Message me or email me. "
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I'd modify your approach a bit. :)

mookie1995 said:
if you want the three way, you should try to get them to hook up first. then just kinda "join".
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:eek:
 
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brianvf said:
I'd modify your approach a bit. :)
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Obviously I wouldn't say it like that, I was just making a point. I will be in Madison in August for a week......just throwing that out there. ;)
 
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Brenthoven said:
Obviously I wouldn't say it like that, I was just making a point. I will be in Madison in August for a week......just throwing that out there. ;)
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I know, just messing with you.
In August, huh? What week? Mid August is our big dealer show where all the employees hang out at Monona Terrace for the day then go out drinking/partying at night with the dealers. If you're in town during that time, things could happen. ;)
 
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brianvf said:
I know, just messing with you.
In August, huh? What week? Mid August is our big dealer show where all the employees hang out at Monona Terrace for the day then go out drinking/partying at night with the dealers. If you're in town during that time, things could happen. ;)
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Aug 9th-16th, I believe are the dates. The 15th, I think, is my bud's wedding. It is that Sat. I'm headed out there the Sun or Mon before to help out with everything as to last minute details.
 
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Brenthoven said:
You could send her my way. I love tall girls.
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I do too. 5'10" - 6'0" would be perfect. :D
Brenthoven said:
I remember one night when some friends and I were downtown MPLS, all of a sudden my friends ask me, "Brenthoven, check tha--" "Yep, saw her 5 minutes ago when she walked in. Radar." :D
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When shirtless and I were down there a couple weekends ago, the night the Twins hung like 16 on Brewers. We were sitting at the outside bar at Bootleggers, on the side where people walk right behind us when they walk out the door. I had noticed that one of the beer girls had a sleeve and several redeeming qualities ;) , and more than anything, she had that look like she just knows things. I'm sure you guys know what I mean. Shirtless had several already (I guess that is what a 7 run 1st inning will do), I asked him "did you see that beer girl in there, with the tattoos? She looks like she knows things. Dirty things." He hadn't seen her, so I told him to walk inside and check her out, he was easily convinced. He stood up, turned around, took a couple steps, stopped, then quickly sat back down. He'd saw her already, and I think the response was "my god". :p

Later on in the night, I saw some drunk doosh walk up and slap her ***. Did she get mad? No. She bent over and told him to spank her harder. :eek:
 
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Sloe Gin said:
here's a picture of some of us in Indianapolis

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Quality freaking sombrero. I've got the same one, I believe it was from the Dollar Tree.

and here's me and Quiz at her friend's wedding last weekend.

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But where's the commie?! :p
 
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See if I can get this linking thing to work..
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Me and Mrs Alfa after finshing today's Dexter-Ann Arbor half Marathon.
 
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alfablue said:
See if I can get this linking thing to work..
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Me and Mrs Alfa after finshing today's Dexter-Ann Arbor half Marathon.
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good job buddy. :)

Btw, is that a Garmin on your wrist? How do you like it? How much? Deets sir!
 
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