This must be my lucky day. I get to reminisce back to the '60's again.
During the 1968-69 season, RPI's freshman team was challenged to a game by Union's club team.
RPI had a substantial lead at the end of the first period, and the coach told starting goalie Terry (Nurd) Jordan that he was going to put the second stringer in, so Jordan could have the rest of the game off. (Those were the days when the Dutchman's Shoes were the Dutchman's Shoes instead of the Dutchman Shoes, and a nurd was a nurd instead of a nerd.)
Jordan said he didn't want to take the rest of the game off. He wanted to play.
The coach said that was fine, but the second stringer wanted to play, too.
So they let Jordan take off the goaltender's equipment, gave him a regular player's stick, and let him play the rest of the game as a forward.
And he scored a hat trick.
Maybe Jake Soffer ought to ask Coach Appert if there are any spare forward's sticks lying around.