Today I learned to never trust a boy to put something together. Bf supposedly has a Mechanical Engineering degree from RIT but he kept trying to destroy my new furniture. I spent $400 on a kitchen island and we were putting it together. First he thinks he can put the sides/frame together by himself without holding it, so the center piece falls to the floor, shattering the corner of the piece. Then he can't look at the directions and see he has the wrong piece and gets confused when the holes that are supposed to be there aren't. Finally I look and show him the piece he should use. Then he can't understand when I tell him the unfinished edge goes to the inside.

His final mistake he tries to attach a piece to the wrong assembly, but is certain he's right even when the wood starts splitting. Finally when he's fully secured it he looks at the directions and realizes the mistake. The steps I took charge of went smoothly. I should have taken charge of all of it and just handed him a screwdriver and told him to tighten things. Anyway, the thing is together now, already with cracks and defects in it thanks to bf, despite being brand new. /end rant
I apologize for the rant, but I needed a place to share it. I feel better now that I've written out my complaining.
Happy Easter/Passover/Zombie Jesus Day Lodge!