Rep Retirement Lodge 99: You can get anything you want, at Fooper's Restaurant.

[The Incredible Gulk]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 99: You can get anything you want, at Fooper's Restaurant.

I know this, and I really want to know what would happen if she had the whole thing.

SENANICANS!!!!!!!?

 

[Twitch Boy]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 99: You can get anything you want, at Fooper's Restaurant.

It's the Deja Vu type of standards.

(think of their slogan)

Now just where are we going to find 100 hot girls in the UP?

 

[bigmrg74]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 99: You can get anything you want, at Fooper's Restaurant.

Had a change of plans, I came up with a new one.



Cold pizza is amazing - I'll have your share, and his share, and that guy's share over there.

**** right it is!!!

I will take the free massage from Monster, but only if the cheese curds are true Wisconsin cheese curds.

BTW, I drank most of the Baltika.

Who says I give it away for free now??

I know this, and I really want to know what would happen if she had the whole thing.

Pickled blotto!!!

It's the Deja Vu type of standards.

(think of their slogan)

Thousand's of beautiful women, and 3 ugly ones.

 

[Ralph Baer]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 99: You can get anything you want, at Fooper's Restaurant.

A new thread.

 

[The Rube]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 99: You can get anything you want, at Fooper's Restaurant.

Now just where are we going to find 100 hot girls in the UP?

You moran. We import them.

One of our selling points? "Lots of men who will bring in 6 figure incomes."

 

[Hammer]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 99: You can get anything you want, at Fooper's Restaurant.

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[Beer Pong Horn]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 99: You can get anything you want, at Fooper's Restaurant.

You moran. We import them.

One of our selling points? "Lots of men who will bring in 6 figure incomes."

We'd still have to have daily charter flights from California, Florida, Sweden and wherever in Russia they get all the hotties, or we'd run out of waitresses in 5 minutes

 

[The Rube]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 99: You can get anything you want, at Fooper's Restaurant.

We'd still have to have daily charter flights from California, Florida, Sweden and wherever in Russia they get all the hotties.

We could do it. The Commie has money.

 

[Beer Pong Horn]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 99: You can get anything you want, at Fooper's Restaurant.

We could do it. The Commie has money.

So was there a strip club planned too? I forget.

If so, THAT should be at the center of the Yooper Looper Abortion Piece of **** Loopy ****.

 

[The Rube]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 99: You can get anything you want, at Fooper's Restaurant.

So was there a strip club planned too? I forget.

If so, THAT should be at the center of the Yooper Looper Abortion Piece of **** Loopy ****.

Great, for every hot chick, there'd be 50 ctfs/Quasis/etc.

We can only import so much.

 

[Bakunin]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 99: You can get anything you want, at Fooper's Restaurant.

It's easy when you think about it - we import foreign babes on the promise that they can marry an American and gain permanent resident status. Then the stupid hookers show up and are promptly forced to work in the establishment or else.

I know the sweatshop thing has been done to death, but I don't know/think it has been tried with strip clubs.

And BPH, that's pretty much what I meant by Foopers being a buffet style place. It'd be like Old Country or some such thing while the Rusty Spork would be the more refined establishment that people would go to eat and get their SENANICANS on.

 

[The Rube]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 99: You can get anything you want, at Fooper's Restaurant.

And BPH, that's pretty much what I meant by Foopers being a buffet style place. It'd be like Old Country or some such thing while the Rusty Spork would be the more refined establishment that people would go to eat and get their SENANICANS on.

Ok, I find it hilarious that the more offensive name is the higher end establishment.

As long as they have the Dirty Rube-en sandwich (which will be nothing like the "real" Rueben), I'm happy.

 

[Twitch Boy]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 99: You can get anything you want, at Fooper's Restaurant.

Ok, I find it hilarious that the more offensive name is the higher end establishment.

As long as they have the Dirty Rube-en sandwich (which will be nothing like the "real" Rueben), I'm happy.

Dirty gets to have Hot Pockets on the menu.

With or without driveway salsa.

 

[FadeToBlack&Gold]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 99: You can get anything you want, at Fooper's Restaurant.

I have a few questions about this concept.

1. Do ctf and PB live in the bell tower of the church nearby the Fooper Restaurant, with a dog named Fasha?

2. Do they put all their gah-bage down in the basement where the pews used to be?

3. Are there only three stop signs, two police officers, and one police car in Calumet, MI?

4. Most importantly, will our fingerprints eventually be sent off to Washington as a case study, in black-and-white, to be enshrined in some manila folder?

 

[The Rube]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 99: You can get anything you want, at Fooper's Restaurant.

Dirty gets to have Hot Pockets on the menu.

With or without driveway salsa.

Of course. And obviously the hot dog covered in noodles would be named the "Twitch Boy Special."

 

[Bakunin]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 99: You can get anything you want, at Fooper's Restaurant.

Ok, I find it hilarious that the more offensive name is the higher end establishment.

It's the UP - I'd settle for nothing less.

As long as they have the Dirty Rube-en sandwich (which will be nothing like the "real" Rueben), I'm happy.

The sky's the limit for the menu. Think Stub n' Herbs sandwich names, only USCHO-style.

The place would have to serve the commie corkscrew - a red drink with a hammer/sickle straw type thing (for mixing purposes).

 

[Beer Pong Horn]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 99: You can get anything you want, at Fooper's Restaurant.

I have a few questions about this concept.

1. Do ctf and PB live in the bell tower of the church nearby the Fooper Restaurant, with a dog named Fasha?

2. Do they put all their gah-bage down in the basement where the pews used to be?

3. Are there only three stop signs, two police officers, and one police car in Calumet, MI?

4. Most importantly, will our fingerprints eventually be sent off to Washington as a case study, in black-and-white, to be enshrined in some manila folder?

1. Sure. Plenty of deconsecrated churches around.

2. Down a mine shaft, duh.

3. I think it'll have to be Copper Harbor instead.

4. No, but there'll be 27 8x10 color glossy photos with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one, explaining what each one is, to be used as evidence against us. Or maybe as wall coverings.

It's the UP - I'd settle for nothing less.

The sky's the limit for the menu. Think Stub n' Herbs sandwich names, only USCHO-style.

The place would have to serve the commie corkscrew - a red drink with a hammer/sickle straw type thing (for mixing purposes).

The commie corkscrew sounds like a GAD.

 

[The Rube]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 99: You can get anything you want, at Fooper's Restaurant.

It's the UP - I'd settle for nothing less.

The sky's the limit for the menu. Think Stub n' Herbs sandwich names, only USCHO-style.

The place would have to serve the commie corkscrew - a red drink with a hammer/sickle straw type thing (for mixing purposes).

The SiouxTechie: wide mouth glass, filled with the redheaded slut mix.

The ctf: the ST, but you get punched in the face, to make you all dizzy and stuff.

The MNS: Shot of Jack, get hit with a brick.

The DL: you order your drink, but you get something completely different.

The GLM: any flaming shot would do.

The FM/Dorkisak: whatever shot you want, but the whole bar gives you the glare of death when you drink it.

The Scarlet/legal_hit: order a shot, and you will get bowed down to.

The RalphPa: You pay $100, but it's all the drinks/shots you can muster, as long as you can follow an association from shot to shot (ex: Jag; Jag and Red Bull; Red Bull and Southern Comfort; SC and Liquid Cocaine, etc)

 

[bigmrg74]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 99: You can get anything you want, at Fooper's Restaurant.

It's the UP - I'd settle for nothing less.

The sky's the limit for the menu. Think Stub n' Herbs sandwich names, only USCHO-style.

The place would have to serve the commie corkscrew - a red drink with a hammer/sickle straw type thing (for mixing purposes).

Well, at least you're not pulling out something special just so you can put the Special Sauce on it yet.

Nite beytches, I'm all tuckered out here.

 

[Beer Pong Horn]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 99: You can get anything you want, at Fooper's Restaurant.

The SiouxTechie: wide mouth glass, filled with the redheaded slut mix.

The ctf: the ST, but you get punched in the face, to make you all dizzy and stuff.

The MNS: Shot of Jack, get hit with a brick.

The DL: you order your drink, but you get something completely different.

The GLM: any flaming shot would do.

The FM/Dorkisak: whatever shot you want, but the whole bar gives you the glare of death when you drink it.

The Scarlet/legal_hit: order a shot, and you will get bowed down to.

The RalphPa: You pay $100, but it's all the drinks/shots you can muster, as long as you can follow an association from shot to shot (ex: Jag; Jag and Red Bull; Red Bull and Southern Comfort; SC and Liquid Cocaine, etc)

The Scarlet would be the house martini, duh, not some silly shot.