Rep Retirement Lodge 96: What should ctf/Foxton2/jailbait do with her life?

[The Rube]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 96: What should ctf/Foxton2/jailbait do with her life?

Go asterisk yourself, you asterisking queef-eating asterisk bag.

See? He deals in fingerpaints and sledgehammers. I prefer to paint a picture like Salvador Dali.

 

[DaveStPaul]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 96: What should ctf/Foxton2/jailbait do with her life?

Not me. That's some sick sh*.

Since I've never seen Clerks II (only the first one, where there's one cousin Walter reference) I just strolled over to IMDB, and checked out quotes from Clerks II, to see what else cousin Walter's been up to . . . yeah, that's another league of nasty.

 

[Bakunin]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 96: What should ctf/Foxton2/jailbait do with her life?

See? He deals in fingerpaints and sledgehammers. I prefer to paint a picture like Salvador Dali.

Actually, I'm more of a Denis Leary type with my profanity.

The board seems to have a higher than usual concentration of idiocy, so this place gets the carpet bombing treatment.

 

[The Rube]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 96: What should ctf/Foxton2/jailbait do with her life?

Since I've never seen Clerks II (only the first one, where there's one cousin Walter reference) I just strolled over to IMDB, and checked out quotes from Clerks II, to see what else cousin Walter's been up to . . . yeah, that's another league of nasty.

Well, I highly recommend all of Kevin Smith's films. Except Jersey Girl. That one doesn't count.

 

[GreatLakerMohawk]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 96: What should ctf/Foxton2/jailbait do with her life?

The board seems to have a higher than usual concentration of idiocy, so this place gets the carpet bombing treatment.

Preach on.

 

[The Rube]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 96: What should ctf/Foxton2/jailbait do with her life?

Actually, I'm more of a Denis Leary type with my profanity.

The board seems to have a higher than usual concentration of idiocy, so this place gets the carpet bombing treatment.

Like I said.

 

[Bakunin]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 96: What should ctf/Foxton2/jailbait do with her life?

Preach on.

Incidentally, I think I just thought of another definition of carpet bombing.

Carpet bombing - the act of dropping a deuce on a woman's genitals. Example: "Last night, I carpet bombed that hooker. Her pu**y will smell like **** for at least a week."

 

[GreatLakerMohawk]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 96: What should ctf/Foxton2/jailbait do with her life?

Fantastic.

 

[MarkEagleUSA]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 96: What should ctf/Foxton2/jailbait do with her life?

Good mornin' to tLodge!

 

[Ralph Baer]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 96: What should ctf/Foxton2/jailbait do with her life?

Good Morning, MEUSA!


Good Morning to the rest of tLodge!

 

[Gonzo]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 96: What should ctf/Foxton2/jailbait do with her life?

Morning Lodge

 

[walrus]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 96: What should ctf/Foxton2/jailbait do with her life?

Howdy folks

Glad I got the chance to watch the medal rounds in the JRs. Thats some great hockey to watch, up and down, speed, great skill and best of all a US win

 

[leswp1]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 96: What should ctf/Foxton2/jailbait do with her life?

For those of you keeping score from home regarding little g. Earlier today I received an email from little g's pre school teacher. I thought it was kind of neat so I will share.

"Today he got done coloring part of the picture and he put the crayon behind his ear…all of the other children thought that was pretty cool so they did too. I asked him if his dad does that and he said yes. He’s such a fun student to have!"

Missed this earlier. That is one you print out and put in the scrap book.

Nice. Care to guess where I keep the JUMBO crayon?

...um, no...

or rape a deer

isn't it a dead deer?

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE!! wobbly wednesday is here.

 

[gmann]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 96: What should ctf/Foxton2/jailbait do with her life?

Good morning Lodge.

 

[JF_Gophers]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 96: What should ctf/Foxton2/jailbait do with her life?

Morning!

5 hrs of sleep again last night. I can tell this weekend will be a bit of crash and burn to reset my sleep habits.

 

[mookie1995]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 96: What should ctf/Foxton2/jailbait do with her life?

S'upp y'all

 

[A Shot and a Goal]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 96: What should ctf/Foxton2/jailbait do with her life?

Good morning.

 

[aparch]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 96: What should ctf/Foxton2/jailbait do with her life?

-Fuque the Chicago Skyway and Indiana Turnpike - it should not cost me $7.50 to go 20 miles.

Other than going "Oooohh" and "Ahhhhh" at the Sears Tower as you drove by it [at 70 MPH / at 10 MPH] why the * did you go THROUGH Chicago?


Save yourself the headache and take 294 to 80 around town. It may be a little more expensive, but it definitely keeps your blood pressure lower.

 

[wolverineTrumpet]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 96: What should ctf/Foxton2/jailbait do with her life?

Morning Lodge

Hot Dog Man, Hot Dog Man
Hot Dog Man hates Trumpet Man
For getting songs stuck in his head
Hot Dog Man

Are you calling me a man?
I find this funny though, because when bf or I have an awful song stuck in our head, the other will sing "Particle Man" to replace the worse song.

I caught the end of the Orange Bowl, right after Iowa won, I heard the band play the tune to the Beer Song! The University of Iowa just went up a couple rungs in my eyes, if this is indeed true.

I don't know what you refer to as "the Beer Song". I didn't hear any of the broadcast last night (was at a bar) so not sure what they played.
I can tell you that, despite not having a hockey team, their pep bands wear hockey jerseys as uniforms. And I've also heard that Friday nights before home games members of the band will go out and play songs at local bars to get free drinks. That seems pretty cool to me.

This is the one I hear a lot.

This one is
Iowa's Fight Song
The only reason I know this is because I dated a Hawkeye.

 

[Scarlet]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 96: What should ctf/Foxton2/jailbait do with her life?

You can go * yourself, too.

In fact, all of you can go jam a TiVo up your keester and get a naked picture of Oprah shoved in your face while listening to a non-stop loop of the Macarena. I hate you all.

Hey now, there is no need to disparage the TiVo.