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Rep Retirement Lodge 94: Holidays, tournaments, presents and snow!

Rep Retirement Lodge 94: Holidays, tournaments, presents and snow!

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Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 94: Holidays, tournaments, presents and snow!

bigblue_dl said:
So you ran into the Sloe Vag of parking lots, huh...:p
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Actually Sloe Vag would probably park near the LRT stop on the east end of the lot since that's where the crime is most likely to occur (there have been problems with robberies occurring over there).

It makes no sense whatsoever for the d-bags to sit and watch the north side lot - hardly anyone parks over there at night (since it's a fair walk to the hospital from there), and very few people drive through there until the morning rush hits at 7ish as the day people come flooding in. I park out there because it's easier to get in at night (no light at the nearest intersection) and MUCH easier to get out in the morning (light near the LRT stop has a cop assigned to traffic duty in the morning, so the stoplight is disabled - it can take 5 minutes to get through there as opposed to the two minutes max to wait to turn onto Hiawatha by going east on 54th).

Oh, and I love how the retard cop asked me if I was coming in to work. Um gee, let me think - I'm parking in an employee lot, and my federal ID is plainly visible outside my coat. :rolleyes:
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 94: Holidays, tournaments, presents and snow!

So, I guess the higher ups at USCHO have taken the week off. I e-mailed them Sunday night and I still haven't heard anything back from them. Then again, I may have directed my e-mail to the wrong persons...
Still. My holiday hiatus is coming at a perfect time.
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 94: Holidays, tournaments, presents and snow!

Patman said:
HE'S A GIANT CHICKEN I TELL YOU! A GIANT CHICKEN!

(he wears a disguise to look like human guys but he's not a man he's a chicken-boo.)
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That is outstanding. I had forgotten about that part of Animaniacs.
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 94: Holidays, tournaments, presents and snow!

gmann said:
Good morning Lodge.
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Oh, knock it off with this "Good morning Lodge" crapola. Face facts pal: you're hosed. Allow me to elucidate.

I took my car to be washed earlier this morning. While waiting for the crew to dry my car I browsed through the selection of greeting cards the store sells.

I came upon a Christmas card on which Santa appears. On the outside of the card he's reading a list. The caption says, "He knows if you've been bad or good."

You open the card and the caption reads, "He knows what happened in Vegas."

As I said, you're hosed pal. :eek:
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 94: Holidays, tournaments, presents and snow!

wT: your rep:

Fu** yes! If you have heard any of their music and like it, it's definitely worth seeing the theatrics, lighting, and stage show they put on. I was VERY impressed.

If you want details, I can post more in the Extras, or FB message you.
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 94: Holidays, tournaments, presents and snow!

A Shot and a Goal said:
Oh, knock it off with this "Good morning Lodge" crapola. Face facts pal: you're hosed. Allow me to elucidate.

I took my car to be washed earlier this morning. While waiting for the crew to dry my car I browsed through the selection of greeting cards the store sells.

I came upon a Christmas card on which Santa appears. On the outside of the card he's reading a list. The caption says, "He knows if you've been bad or good."

You open the card and the caption reads, "He knows what happened in Vegas."

As I said, you're hosed pal. :eek:
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He'd be more hosed if this month's blizzard of the century skips past MN and he has to visit the in laws. :D
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 94: Holidays, tournaments, presents and snow!

Greyeagle said:
He'd be more hosed if this month's blizzard of the century skips past MN and he has to visit the in laws. :D
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Perfect scenario: blizzard skips MN and allows Mr. Hosed to head to his in-laws. While he's at the in-laws, the storm circles back, dumps three feet of snow thereby trapping Mr. Hosed at the in-laws, for oh, let's say a week to ten days.

HO! HO! HO! Merry Christmas!:D
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 94: Holidays, tournaments, presents and snow!

I'm guessing that by day 4 or so the inlaws would end up like MEg in a snowbank.
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 94: Holidays, tournaments, presents and snow!

A Shot and a Goal said:
You open the card and the caption reads, "He knows what happened in Vegas."
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I gave that sob a chunk of change to keep his mouth shut.

Greyeagle said:
He'd be more hosed if this month's blizzard of the century skips past MN and he has to visit the in laws. :D
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I will plead the fifth on that one.

A Shot and a Goal said:
Perfect scenario: blizzard skips MN and allows Mr. Hosed to head to his in-laws. While he's at the in-laws, the storm circles back, dumps three feet of snow thereby trapping Mr. Hosed at the in-laws, for oh, let's say a week to ten days.

HO! HO! HO! Merry Christmas!:D
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My money is on this scenario....... Being the nice guy I am Mrs. g will talk me into leaving early to avoid the storm (and therefore not celebrating with her and the little g's Xmas eve) The storm will hit at the in laws and I will be forced to stay there a couple days longer than planned. Mr. Shot could you please send me your straight jacket? ;)
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 94: Holidays, tournaments, presents and snow!

gmann said:
I gave that sob a chunk of change to keep his mouth shut.



I will plead the fifth on that one.



My money is on this scenario....... Being the nice guy I am Mrs. g will talk me into leaving early to avoid the storm (and therefore not celebrating with her and the little g's Xmas eve) The storm will hit at the in laws and I will be forced to stay there a couple days longer than planned.
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In which case rather than pleading the fifth you'll need to drink a fifth in a vain attempt to maintain what little sanity you have. :p
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 94: Holidays, tournaments, presents and snow!

A Shot and a Goal said:
In which case rather than pleading the fifth you'll need to bring a fifth to numb the pain but bil will find it and drink it all before breakfast then mil will make excuses why she has to constantly wipe bil's butt because nearly every decision he has made in the past 20 years has been the wrong decision because he sucks at making decisions that impact his life for the better while fil turns up the volume on the tv to act like nothing is going on and I will be looking for something....anything to take me to a far away place and will resort to sniffing whiteout.
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FYP. :D
 
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