All right, here's my Jimmy Fund story to lighten your mood. Not a big deal, but here it is:
My freshman year at BU I went to a Sox game. My Mass-born Greek-American friend (who when I first got on USCHO I thought might be the poster Scarlet) -- (and who's middle name is Diana, of course; she has four Uncle Georges) got her dad's Polaroid seats, so we had free (and great) tickets.
There was a big pre-game Jimmy Fund thing on the field. Me being from Indiana I didn't know lots of things

and I sure didn't know about the Jimmy Fund, so I asked about it. My friend says, "It's the Red Sox charity. Named for a kid with cancer." "Oh," I said. Then I saw a kid running around on the field, so I said -- with complete sincerity -- "Is that Jimmy? Hey, Jimmy!" She almost *died*. Punched me *hard* in the shoulder. "You jerk! He died years ago! What's wrong with you!" Etc. Then she saw my humble hayseed face and realized I was just dumb, so we cracked up.