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Rep Retirement Lodge #192: What DO you do, with a BA in English?

Rep Retirement Lodge #192: What DO you do, with a BA in English?

  • McJob/Barista/Waiter, while pretending to write the next Great American Novel

    Votes: 4 19.0%

  • Stripper/Gigolo, while telling patrons you're saving for law school

    Votes: 10 47.6%

  • Move to Rio and take up the carioca beach lifestyle

    Votes: 4 19.0%

  • Write a cheeky spoof of "Sesame Street" that becomes a hit Broadway musical

    Votes: 10 47.6%

  • Hack Freddy Meyer with your framed degree

    Votes: 9 42.9%

  • Marry Giada, so you don't have to worry about money

    Votes: 8 38.1%

  • Become a bacon copywriter for Oscar Mayer

    Votes: 7 33.3%
  • Total voters
    21
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Re: Rep Retirement Lodge #192: What DO you do, with a BA in English?

The ******* upstairs from me was smoking out on his balcony again. I was walking home from the T and saw him out there and he was flicking ashes over the balcony again. I saw them blow onto my balcony. I texted his landlord again. I never heard back the last time he tossed the lit butt over the balcony. If the landlord doesn't get back to me by Monday I'm contacting the management company.

Or, maybe I can leave trash outside the door of that unit.
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge #192: What DO you do, with a BA in English?

Bushes are about 40% done. It's much easier to saw them off at the ground than to trim them. Especially when they're 20 feet tall instead of 3. About another week or two, and they should be done.
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge #192: What DO you do, with a BA in English?

Scarlet said:
The ******* upstairs from me was smoking out on his balcony again. I was walking home from the T and saw him out there and he was flicking ashes over the balcony again. I saw them blow onto my balcony. I texted his landlord again. I never heard back the last time he tossed the lit butt over the balcony. If the landlord doesn't get back to me by Monday I'm contacting the management company.

Or, maybe I can leave trash outside the door of that unit.
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That stuff drives me nuts, too. I have an ash tray on my patio, and I use it. I know my mgmt is strict on that stuff, also. They will go after folks who toss their butts off the patio.
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge #192: What DO you do, with a BA in English?

Scarlet said:
The ******* upstairs from me was smoking out on his balcony again. I was walking home from the T and saw him out there and he was flicking ashes over the balcony again. I saw them blow onto my balcony. I texted his landlord again. I never heard back the last time he tossed the lit butt over the balcony. If the landlord doesn't get back to me by Monday I'm contacting the management company.

Or, maybe I can leave trash outside the door of that unit.
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Make sure you peel all the address labels off (I watch too much TV)

Hammer said:
Bushes are about 40% done. It's much easier to saw them off at the ground than to trim them. Especially when they're 20 feet tall instead of 3. About another week or two, and they should be done.
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You must be cutting down half a forest.

Evening mook!
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge #192: What DO you do, with a BA in English?

So, my brother is getting married in 10 hours, and I have to give a speech at the reception. I got nothing so far (and no, I haven't waited until the last minute...been trying to write this for weeks).
 
MinnesotaNorthStar said:
So, my brother is getting married in 10 hours, and I have to give a speech at the reception. I got nothing so far (and no, I haven't waited until the last minute...been trying to write this for weeks).
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It doesn't have to be a long speech. Just make it heart felt. You can talk about your childhood if something memorable happened.

If you hate him, tell him that. :D
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge #192: What DO you do, with a BA in English?

JF_Gophers said:
It doesn't have to be a long speech. Just make it heart felt. You can talk about your childhood if something memorable happened.

If you hate him, tell him that. :D
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He should start drinking now. The words will spew forth by the time he needs to talk. :)
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge #192: What DO you do, with a BA in English?

MinnesotaNorthStar said:
So, my brother is getting married in 10 hours, and I have to give a speech at the reception. I got nothing so far (and no, I haven't waited until the last minute...been trying to write this for weeks).
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*ahem*
*looks at brother*
"Good job!"

Make sure you give the wink-and-a-gun hand gesture. It'll add to the moment.
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge #192: What DO you do, with a BA in English?

MinnesotaNorthStar said:
So, my brother is getting married in 10 hours, and I have to give a speech at the reception. I got nothing so far (and no, I haven't waited until the last minute...been trying to write this for weeks).
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Hopefully you didn't brick... :p
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge #192: What DO you do, with a BA in English?

Good Morning mookie!

Good evening Lodge!

MNS I hope all went well and you didn't MNS.
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge #192: What DO you do, with a BA in English?

s'upp y'all

Have a realtor coming by to pick Mookie up in 28min to look at stuff. Not planning on leaving the hotel, but need a change of pace and want to start getting ideas for when girl and kids arrive.... plus she is Filipino:)
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge #192: What DO you do, with a BA in English?

Good Morning, MEUSA! :)


Good Morning to the rest of tLodge! :)
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge #192: What DO you do, with a BA in English?

Made it to Amsterdam. Now off to Munich.
 
dxmnkd316 said:
Made it to Amsterdam. Now off to Munich.
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Cool.

Mookie is considering a Christmas season flight to Vienna and then a eurail 3 city pass to catch opera there and add in Prague and Warsaw. Mookie tasked his mom with finding relative in Poland where he can celebrate wigila- if possible Mookie is signed up and going.
 
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