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Rep Retirement Lodge 137: Counting the long summer days

Rep Retirement Lodge 137: Counting the long summer days


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Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 137: Counting the long summer days

We lit the road on fire once. Used a mixture of gasoline and drain oil, poured a smily face on the road, and lit it up. It was 2 lanes wide.
If you didn't experiment with burning things, you were a pu**y. :D
Note: WD-40 is quite flammable.
2nd note: setting off a pack of jumping jacks in a dry grassy area might seem like a good idea until you have to stomp out a fire to prevent a raging inferno from torching everything in sight.
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 137: Counting the long summer days

8"x11" square magnifying glass is awesome. And hitting a full roll of "caps" with a hammer is also somewhat interesting.
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 137: Counting the long summer days

If you didn't experiment with burning things, you were a pu**y. :D
Note: WD-40 is quite flammable.
2nd note: setting off a pack of jumping jacks in a dry grassy area might seem like a good idea until you have to stomp out a fire to prevent a raging inferno from torching everything in sight.
Another fun fire thing we did was fill plastic coke bottles about half full with gas, light the tops on the bottles. They basically become little candles/torches. We'd fling the bottles so gas would sling out of the top so we could throw fire at each other.
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 137: Counting the long summer days

Another fun fire thing we did was fill plastic coke bottles about half full with gas, light the tops on the bottles. They basically become little candles/torches. We'd fling the bottles so gas would sling out of the top so we could throw fire at each other.

This might be up your alley:

Fasten bottle rockets to fishing line, no bait. Release rod-button (or whatever you call it). Light bottle rocket. Let it cast. Awesomness.
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 137: Counting the long summer days

8"x11" square magnifying glass is awesome. And hitting a full roll of "caps" with a hammer is also somewhat interesting.
Never had one of those, but definitely burned things with regular magnifying glasses. Also pinned a garder snake under a large rock and tied together a cluster of bottle rockets and sent them flying down its throat. When they exploded, a dead bird rolled out of the snake's ruptured body. Quite the sight.
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 137: Counting the long summer days

This might be up your alley:

Fasten bottle rockets to fishing line, no bait. Release rod-button (or whatever you call it). Light bottle rocket. Let it cast. Awesomness.
I'd like to try that with an 8 oz rocket. Of course, that would require a ****load of fishing line as those things travel quite a long way.
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 137: Counting the long summer days

Ima blow the silicon right out of J-Wows ****ies

Might be funny but he's a complete tard. Silicone. Hurricane has one "i". I could go on....
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 137: Counting the long summer days

If he added, "and we were slamming whiskey while doing that", I'd not be surprised.

It's a minor miracle we all aren't dead or severely disabled from the crap we did growing up now that I think about it.
True that. Still amazes me that me and my cousin didn't set their barn on fire that time we dropped a bullfrog in diesel fuel and then sat it on fire. That and it might be one of the few things that my Momma still don't know about yet. *turns quick to make sure she ain't coming with a wooden spoon...*
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 137: Counting the long summer days

Ima blow the silicon right out of J-Wows ****ies

Might be funny but he's a complete tard. Silicone. Hurricane has one "i". I could go on....
I didn't say the guy is smart, but I'm getting some good laughs out of it. Plus it gives me a great idea for next years annual NoDak flood season.
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 137: Counting the long summer days

Yes I'm watching MN-GB LFL game that I recorded a couple hours ago. We should go to a game.
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 137: Counting the long summer days

I didn't say the guy is smart, but I'm getting some good laughs out of it. Plus it gives me a great idea for next years annual NoDak flood season.
@RedRiver? :p

Dx, you can't expect eloquence out of someone posting as a ****ing hurricane. I think we should all be thankful the storm has managed to learn how to communicate in rudimentary english. :D

Oh, and I saw the first half of that game (it was on MTV2 of all channels). The quality of football wasn't tremendous (shocking, I know). The quality of the women wasn't as good as I hoped it would be, either.
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 137: Counting the long summer days

These chicks are hitting hard! This is awesome! I could definitely do to a game and drink somebeer and cheer this on.
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 137: Counting the long summer days

To be fair, the number of things you can't cheer on while drinking is extraordinarily small, like MNS's chance of ever getting laid without paying for it. :p
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 137: Counting the long summer days

They said she's 6'1. Maybe you can get her "in the grass". :p
I googled her, the first page that comes up is her twitter profile, the second is her linkedin profile. She works for a local medical company. I bet there are some interesting water cooler conversations at that particular company on monday. :D
 
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