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Rep Retirement Lodge 135: Rain, rain go away

Rep Retirement Lodge 135: Rain, rain go away

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Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 135: Rain, rain go away

I've been in ralph's part of town, SW-Waterfront, tonight... Some drinking.... If I'm here to 2am I'll see if i see the start of his bike ride.
 
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An interesting day. seems all my clients today all had.... Huge Tracks of Land today. Most of you guys wouldn't know, but they do kinda make it hard for a lady with those to lay on her belly comfortably with those. Hell, I do have to think my last client took the cake tonight. She must have had one of them right about where her sternum was under here. And the other one was mostly out passed her arm pit. I'm not that much of and expert, but hell, how could that have been really comfortable??

Honestly, there's just not really any really gentlemanly way of saying to her, "git your girls under control please."
 
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The obvious solution is to ask if they're sore and to offer to give them a rub-down.

For an extra fee, of course. :D
 
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Bakunin said:
The obvious solution is to ask if they're sore and to offer to give them a rub-down.

For an extra fee, of course. :D
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Last time I had a massage, the lady asked me if I wanted Joy-Joy afterwards. She couldn't explain what it was, and it cost $50, so I declined. $50 is a decent chunk of money. ;)
 
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I was talking to a girl at a party today and we shook hands... "hi, nice to meet you" type of stuff.... she pulsed my hand during the shake... not sure what to make of it... bf was elsewhere and she had mentioned to somebody else that she's already been married once. Certainly would have to say I'm sure there's other things going on with her, but I'm trying to figure out what that was all about. I'm not exactly setting the world on fire so to speak.

edit: she was pretty cute too
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 135: Rain, rain go away

Am glad I don't have kids (as I'm sure the rest of you are, also). Memorial Day family get-together today. 2 preschool nieces. A late evening accidental nap by yours truly. Do the math. I can't imagine being a parent. I'd be too tired.:o
 
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Patman said:
For the record, I'm back home now and no longer in Waterfront.
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I had missed that you were around here. I guess that it is only fair since I go to the Rosslyn area often. :) I didn't intend to go riding today, but since tomorrow will be hotter, I I changed my schedule.


Edit: Drinking around here?
 
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Was watching the back to the future movies... was thinking that seeing Huey Lewis live would be pretty interesting... and then I remembered... I've done that already. D'oh! :o

I have to give myself more credit... for as little interesting that i've done there are a few things I have done.
 
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GOOD MORNING EVERYONE!! sunday. day of rest.

It was 70 at 7 AM. This does not bode well for working in the gahden. Bugs are brutal.
 
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My nieces stayed over last night. They're still asleep. I'm trying to wake them up as I want to go to breakfast. It's not working.
 
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