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Rep Retirement Lodge 119: Legands of the Foopers

Rep Retirement Lodge 119: Legands of the Foopers

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Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 119: Legands of the Foopers

What I want to know is this: will mookie be going to St. Paul in April with an Asian entourage?
 
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Good day of kickball... got nice and drunk before the game... snared a "game saving" catch... in a downpour... without my glasses. cutie girl at work gave me her name (no, I didn't ask... no, I wasn't hitting on her.. .no, I have no chance with her) and found out another cute girl was originally from the town next door (back when she was really young).... don't run to too many people from Fitchburg/Leominster... still haven't found any Lowell alumni yet. Figure that's just a matter of time.
 
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Made it back to school, and have unpacked about half my stuff. Stupid rain/traffic/stupid driving because of rain made a 6-6.5 hour trip into a 7.5 hour trip... not too happy about that, but it is what it is. Time to keep unpacking the rest of my junk.
 
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Just a bit bored. Yardwork is done, a load of laundry needs to be done, but it's not urgent. I cleaned out half the fridge. I'll get the other half tomorrow after I unload the dishwasher. This half of the fridge is flushable. That new toilet sucks that **** right down.
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 119: Legands of the Foopers

Bakunin said:
Yet if it was detachable twat, the filter wouldn't have a problem with it.
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I feel like twat is a hell of a lot more derogatory than pen is (the medical term for pecker).

Which i'm surprised got through...
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 119: Legands of the Foopers

Well, i feel this site: namingschemes.com/Penis_Synonyms is the authority on the subject of names synonymous for pen*s. Let's see what gets through:

* baby-arm
* beaver basher
* ***** sangbo nam rod
* baby-maker
* bell on a pole
* beef whistle
* burrito
* bishop
* bratwurst
* braciole
* candle
* choad
* chopper
* cock
* cranny axe
* cum gun
* custard launcher
* dagger
* deep-V diver
* dick
* dickie
* ding dong mcdork
* disco stick
* dog head
* drum stick
* dong
* donger
* dork
* dude piston
* dragon
* eggroll
* Easy Rider
* fang
* ferret
* foto
* fire hose
* **** rod
* groin ferret
* heat-seeking moisture missile
* hose
* hog
* jackhammer
* Jimmy
* John
* Johnson
* John Thomas (dated)
* joystick
* kickstand
* knob
* krull the warrior king
* lap rocket
* leaky hose
* lingam
* little Bob
* little Elvis
* lizard (as in "drain the...")
* longfellow
* love muscle
* luigi
* manhood
* meat popsicle
* meat stick
* meat injection
* member
* microphone
* middle stump
* mushroom head
* mutton
* netherrod
* old boy
* old fellow
* old man
* one-eyed snake
* one-eyed trouser-snake (Australia, UK)
* one-eyed monster
* one-eyed wonder weasel
* one-eyed yogurt slinger
* pecker
* Pedro
* peepee (children's term)
* Percy
* peter
* Pied Piper
* pink oboe
* **** weasle
* piston
* plug
* poinswatter
* pork sword
* *****
* princess sophia
* private eye
* private part
* purple-helmeted warrior of love
* purple-headed yogurt flinger
* quiver bone
* rod
* rod of pleasure
* roundhead
* sausage
* schlong
* schmuck, shmuck (Yiddish)
* schnitzel
* schwanz
* schwarz
* shaft
* short arm
* single barrelled pump action bollock yoghurt shotgun
* skin flute
* soldier
* spawn hammer
* stick shift
* surfboard
* tassle
* third leg
* thumper
* thunderbird 3
* tinker
* todger (Australia, UK)
* tonk
* tool
* trouser snake
* tubesteak
* twig (& berries)
* twinkie
* vein
* wang
* wang doodle
* wanger
* whoopie stick
* wiener
* Wiener Schnitzel
* wick
* willy (children's term)
* wing dang doodle
* winkie (children's term)
* yingyang
* yogurt gun
* Moisture and heat seeking venomous throbbing python of love
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 119: Legands of the Foopers

dxmnkd316 said:
Well, i feel this site: namingschemes.com/Penis_Synonyms is the authority on the subject of names synonymous for pen*s. Let's see what gets through:

(names)
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Out of all the things ever posted in the Rep Lodge, strangely, this may be one of the more terrifying.
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 119: Legands of the Foopers

i had a jiffy condom tshirt that read , "me not daft me not silly. me wear jiffy on my willy"

-went to foxwoods tonight. took girl out to eat and saw the jungle cirque show with debbie gibson. i'd love to shag one of them girls that can roll into a ball backwards.:cool:

shrine at mgm has some outstanding sushi rolls.;)
 
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