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Rep Retirement Lodge #111: Filling in for the night shift

Rep Retirement Lodge #111: Filling in for the night shift

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Beer Pong Horn said:
I was gonna say, if there isn't hot lovin' going on, living with women is... an experience. :p
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That's the whole idea behind Operation Hot Roommates, to enable hot lovin' to occur. It doesn't guarantee it, by any means, but it will help to motivate me. :D
Brenthoven said:
Wait until he navigates the forest of hanging pantyhose in the bathroom. Or when he actually hears a girl taking a monster dump.
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I'm pretty sure these are things I can deal with...:p
 
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How does crinkle-cut pickles make a hamburger better than some other pickle slice? :confused:

I just don't understand advertising these days.
 
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JF_Gophers said:
How does crinkle-cut pickles make a hamburger better than some other pickle slice? :confused:

I just don't understand advertising these days.
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Surface area?

In other news, I just re-discovered that I have Denis Leary's "No Cure For Cancer" on my computer. Hil-freaking-larious.
 
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nmupiccdiva said:
In other news, I just re-discovered that I have Denis Leary's "No Cure For Cancer" on my computer. Hil-freaking-larious.
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John Wayne had cancer twice. Second time, they took out one of his lungs. He said, "Take 'em both! Cuz I don't *in' need 'em! I'll grow gills and breathe like a fish!"
 
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Brenthoven said:
John Wayne had cancer twice. Second time, they took out one of his lungs. He said, "Take 'em both! Cuz I don't *in' need 'em! I'll grow gills and breathe like a fish!"
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We live in a country where John Lennon takes 6 bullets in the chest, Yoko Ono is standing right next to him, not one f*ing bullet. Explain that to me.
 
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nmupiccdiva said:
We live in a country where John Lennon takes 6 bullets in the chest, Yoko Ono is standing right next to him, not one f*ing bullet. Explain that to me.
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You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac El Dorado convertible, hot pink with whaleskin hub caps and all leather cow interior and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights, yeah! And I'm gonna drive around in that baby at 115mph getting one mile per gallon, sucking down quarter pounder cheese burgers from McDonald's in the old-fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers and when I'm done sucking down those grease ball burgers, I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag and then I'm gonna toss the styrofoam container right out the side and there ain't a God ****ed thing anybody can do about it. You know why? Because we got the bombs, that's why.
 
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Brenthoven said:
You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac El Dorado convertible, hot pink with whaleskin hub caps and all leather cow interior and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights, yeah! And I'm gonna drive around in that baby at 115mph getting one mile per gallon, sucking down quarter pounder cheese burgers from McDonald's in the old-fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers and when I'm done sucking down those grease ball burgers, I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag and then I'm gonna toss the styrofoam container right out the side and there ain't a God ****ed thing anybody can do about it. You know why? Because we got the bombs, that's why.
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Two words, nuclear f*ing weapons, OK?
 
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bigblue_dl said:
wait, girls poop? :confused: :eek: :(
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Sometimes, might as well be through a sceen door.


And:

We need to keep fighting. Make a couple of stops on our way home from the Persian Gulf. First stop! Vietnam! Surprise the * out of those people, huh?" "You make a movie?" "Not this time, pal!"
 
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Brenthoven said:
Sometimes, might as well be through a sceen door.


And:

We need to keep fighting. Make a couple of stops on our way home from the Persian Gulf. First stop! Vietnam! Surprise the * out of those people, huh?" "You make a movie?" "Not this time, pal!"
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Tracheotomy man!
 
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nmupiccdiva said:
Tracheotomy man!
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"What are you?" "I'm an otter." "And what do you do?" "I swim around on my back and do cute little human things with my hands." "You're free to go." "And what are you?" "I'm a cow." "Get in the *ing truck, ok pal!" "But I'm an animal." "You're a baseball glove!
 
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There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid.
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge #111: Filling in for the night shift

People are paying money to go into a health club and walk up invisible steps over and over again for an hour and a half. "Where are you going?" "I'm going up! And I paid for it too! I can stay here as long as I want!"
 
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Happiness comes in small doses folks. It's a cigarette butt, or a chocolate chip cookie or a five second orgasm. You come, you smoke the butt you eat the cookie you go to sleep wake up and go back to ****ing work the next morning, THAT'S IT! End of ****ing list!
 
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Ted Kennedy. Good senator, but a bad date. You know what I'm saying, folks? He's one of those guys who gets home at 4 o'clock in the morning and says, "What did I forget? Oh, the *ing girl! What's the matter with me? Jesus, where are my pants? Holy *!"
 
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I'm gonna get famous. Then when my career starts to flag, I'm gonna go into a three month ****ing bender, OK? Coke, and ****ing pot, and smack, and ****ing booze, and drive over people, and beat up my kids, go into therapy, go into rehab, come outta rehab, be on the cover of People magazine, and go Sorry! I ****ed up!
 
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