My sophomore year at Ferris, I come back from the bar one night and two RAs are talking to each other in the lobby. One of them is from Turkey and he's having car issues. I knew the other one. The other one told me about the car. He told me that he thought the Turkish guy's problem was probably a lack of blinker fluid. I nodded my head and asked the Turkish guy if the car rode a little rough. He said, yes, he thought the shocks might need to be replaced. I shook my head and told him to go to Walmart and get some tire air cleaner. If you clean the air in the tires, the tires will make for a better ride. Walmart should have it on the shelf next to the blinker fluid, or at least in the same aisle. And if not, ask to see the manager and request that they order it, as this could get to be a quite serious problem.
By now the RA that I knew had to walk away to keep a straight face, and as ****faced as I was, he probably thought I was serious. About 45 minutes later the Turkish RA presented himself at my door, asking if I was serious, and that maybe he shouldn't drive his car, and if I would give him a ride to Walmart in the morning. I assured him that the car was probably safe to ride in, and that they would take good care of him.
He didn't speak to me again for about 2 months.