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Religion Thread: ...and suddenly, everyone's a theology scholar

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Ex cathedra? Cuz that would be kinda big.

Or is this the usual Ross Douthout knuck hit job on Frank? IINM the Catholic version of CPAC was arglebargling the same thing 4 years ago. They really, really hate him. Which makes him A+ in my book. And likely Jesus'.

Not to mention that, you know, there is no hell, and no afterlife, and no God.

Interview with an atheist reporter. He's done a number of them.

And this just in...
@RaymondArroyo: BREAKING: New Vatican statement distancing Pope Francis from Scalfari’s report that Francis said, “Hell does not exist.” They say this should not be “considered a faithful transcription of the Holy Father’s words.”
 
Re: Religion Thread: ...and suddenly, everyone's a theology scholar

Interview with an atheist reporter. He's done a number of them.

Meh, doesn't matter then. When he's not channeling The Voice he's just some guy with an opinion.
 
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So we ignore Trumptweet except when it's a formal speech? :)

The problem is he's actually conducted/announced official business through his tweeter machine.
 
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Meanwhile at the College of the Holy Cross, a Jesuit institution:

http://dailycaller.com/2018/03/29/catholic-college-professor-jesus-drag-king

Amazingly, the Daily Caller seems to have misrepresented the professor and the paper in question! :eek:

If you can actually parse the article (which is admittedly practically opaque in its Queer Studies tradecraft jargon) it basically comes down to the following:

1. Issues of masculinity and femininity are being played with in the Gospels in both the semantics and diction employed by the Four Evangelists and by the situations Jesus is portrayed as being in.

2. What would gender even have to do with divinity, come to think about it? Jesus is God in human form. Man or woman, what's it matter? It's not like God has a d-ck or a c-nt. It would come up if Jesus was f-cking people, so if you're upset by this you may want to examine your issues with Jesus' sexuality. The perversion's in your head, buddy, not mine.

3. This will definitely get me a journal publication and an invitation to at least a couple conferences. F-ck, maybe I can get on Maury.
 
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2. What would gender even have to do with divinity, come to think about it? Jesus is God in human form. Man or woman, what's it matter? It's not like God has a d-ck or a c-nt.

If God created man and woman in his image, then doesn't it stand to reason that God would have some kind of genitalia?

Your #3 is ultimately the real point. :D
 
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I think Francis was channeling the wrong guy yesterday.
Instead of the Holy Immortal One he accidentally got Don Henley.

I'm a gun for hire, I'm a saint, I'm a liar
Because there are no facts, there is no truth
Just a data to be manipulated
I can get any result you like
What's it worth to ya?
Because there is no wrong, there is no right
And I sleep very well at night

https://www.google.com/search?q=gar...i57j0j69i64.3831j1j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8
 
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Interesting poll by Pew on 538.

Democrats are mostly Christian - a majority say so. One third of Democrats are unaffiliated with any religion.

https://fivethirtyeight.com/feature...what-the-stereotypes-miss-about-both-parties/

That's a great article, thank you for linking to it.

Here is the best news in among results that are practically uniformally good news:

Currently, nearly half of Democratic and Democratic-leaning registered voters (46%) say they are liberal, while 37% identify as moderates and 15% say they are conservatives. A decade ago, more Democrats described their views as moderate (44%) than liberal (28%), while 23% said they were conservative.

We have finally emerged from the long, dark teatime of the Voting Rights Act. The great decline of the Democratic party started when the racists began migrating to the GOP. The Republicans feasted on this with Nixon, Reagan, and Dubya. But it's finally over. We gave you guys our dregs and you're stuck with them now, and just look at what they're doing to your party (c.f. Dump). You did a lot of damage in the 40 years we gave you, but not enough -- it's not irreparable, and the next 40 belong to us.

Another interesting fact: the percentage of Boomers identifying as Democrats has increased over the last 24 years. This works against the old saw about getting more conservative as people grow older and it should scare the hell outta the right because that is what they have always depended upon. Apparently they've become so reactionary and voters are so repelled by them that people are countering their own emotional-biological reaction towards decay and staying inventive and progressive.
 
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The Pope today reportedly said Hell doesn't exist. Bad souls simply "disappear".

Oh boy.

Duh. I bet the Pope doesn’t think the entire earth flooded and every animal that survived was on a single boat. And I’m sure he doesn’t think the earth was created in 6 days.

There was that preist Bill Maher interviewed at the Vatican that basically said the idea of hell was outdated and stupid
 
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